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So that family who did the Les Mis One Day Home - I am sure MN can do better - add your own lines to Look Down (Lockdown)

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chomalungma · 04/04/2020 11:05

Lock Down, lock down, you can't go out today

(And now it's over to you)...

The family version of One Day More

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chomalungma · 04/04/2020 11:11

This yells for a parody

Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down
You're here until you die

Now prisoner 24601
Your time is up
And your parole's begun
You know what that means

Yes, it means I'm free

No!
Follow to the letter your itinerary
This badge of shame you'll show until you die
It warns you're a dangerous man

I stole a loaf of bread
My sister's child was close to death
And we were starving

You could do that to Daily Mail headlines, images of the police, people breaking the rules, people following the rules...

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HugeAckmansWife · 04/04/2020 12:24

Look down, look down
No bread for you today
Look down, look down
You stayed less than 2 meters away

GinnyStrupac · 04/04/2020 12:30

Lockdown, lockdown
Loo rolls stashed away
Lockdown, lockdown
Pasta's gone astray

HugeAckmansWife · 04/04/2020 12:39

Now Prisoner everyone
Your time is up, you've done your run
You know what that means
Yes it means I'm knackered

No! it means you can't come out again
For 24 hours, not even for gin

iklboo · 04/04/2020 12:40

Lockdown, lockdown
Your neighbour's at the shops
Lockdown, lockdown
You'd better call the cops

SunshineCake · 04/04/2020 12:43

I think the family's is better though a couple of other posters did well.

GinnyStrupac · 04/04/2020 12:48

Lockdown, lockdown
Hand gel's overpriced
Lockdown, lockdown
Who's stockpiled all the rice?!

chomalungma · 04/04/2020 12:57

You got some Quinoa
My Ocado order was stopped last week
We were desparate

You will starve again
We will shame you in the Daily Mail.

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chomalungma · 04/04/2020 12:58

I am sure that with some wine tonight, we can get a whole musical out of this.

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GinnyStrupac · 04/04/2020 13:12

Now prisoner in Number 10
Your testing's failed us all
And your lockdown came too late
You know just what that means

Yes, it means we're all f*ed

GinnyStrupac · 04/04/2020 13:18

some wine tonight - what do you mean, tonight OP? Only joking but kind of wishing I wasn't. Wine Gin It's too early, isn't it? Isn't it?! The guard is reminding me of Matt Hancock speaking yesterday, just lacking the beard and uniform.

chomalungma · 04/04/2020 14:58

Now prisoner in Number 10
Your testing's failed us all
And your lockdown came too late
You know just what that means

Grin
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GinnyStrupac · 04/04/2020 15:31

Lockdown, lockdown
Let's timeshare the ventilator
Lockdown, lockdown
Turning knickers into masks later

Comefromaway · 04/04/2020 15:39

I love that clip. Very musical family though. His mother is a famous composer of children’s songs/music and his sister a successful classical soprano.

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