Thanks all. I was asking out of interest because everyone else I know in real life seems to have very well behaved children who can be trusted alone for lengths of time. At the least, if I left her for 10 minutes I'd come back to her completely naked 😂
She'll hide things in the room that she knows she's not supposed to have and retrieve them as soon as I've gone. She's like Tommy from Rugrats with that screwdriver in his nappy. If I move anything out of reach she'll remember where it is, wait, and then try and retrieve it.
She's really, oddly, strong so can drag furniture and objects across the room to climb.
She climbs (see above!) but also bloody loves jumping. Her favourite hobby is jumping off of high objects.
If she suspects I'm not paying attention to her she'll put something (nearest choke hazard) in her mouth or pretend she's injured (fake limp, fake cry, fake squint etc) or claim that my husband or the cat has kicked her 😂
When we lifted up her toy teepee we found felt pens and a load of scribbles on the floor - it's the one place she knew she could get away with it
That's if she hasn't already followed me to wherever I am or sat on the floor crying "you've forgotten your baby".
She's hilarious but extremely hard work and I have to be always on. She's only 27 months though so hopefully it's a stage (and she doesn't really tantrum yet so I've got that going for us!)