Oh dear. (It's a misspelled word one)

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Instinks. Bloody instinks. I can't stop giggling.

Yes I know people have dyslexia etc, but surely autocorrect should have helped her out here?

Instinks

I saw 'maskentape' the other day. Loved it. Obviously meant to be 'masking tape'.

Dappled what?! Auto cation? Altercation?

Yep, was meant to be altercation!

I'm an editor so I see all sorts of gems.

My favourite of all time is "Ass Burger's Syndrome".

I have ass burgers syndrome I ate too many burgers and they went to my ass.

I'm allowed to make that joke because I actually have Asperger's

This was a notice in my local council offices. It took all my willpower to not say anything.

somany oh no. I wouldn't be able to help myself.

One of my colleagues confused the word Regina on a court document with a similar sounding word once.

Haha, I really thought about it but they could have retaliated by losing my paperwork. 😁

I had a penfriend who wrote "spelling is not my fortay".

Received an email once asking for the return of all "visitors badgers".

@Somanysocks, you were deeply unreasonable not to start stripping. Come on, they asked you to.

@Horsefeather nobody needs to see that.

My work colleague asked me to proof read a document that she had written before she sent it.
She referred to herself as a 'prawn' in a game of chess and that someone was being 'obstropolous'.
I corrected them with no comment...

I have just seen this little beauty on FB

Resapie

Reminds me of a little kid telling a parent they’d been learning about animals’ sense of smell.

‘They sniff their way along, Mummy. It’s called instink.’

Many years ago , when I was a civil servant we wrote letters out and they then got sent to the typing pool to be typed . I had one come back that instead of saying now you are no longer living in the marital home , they had typed now you are living in the mental home

A notice in the loos at my GP:

Please put blue paper hand towels in the bin. Do not put them in the bowels as they block the toilet. Thank you.

A million years ago I was on a course. One day after a break our tutor read out a message from the janitor. 'Would students please refrain from stubbing out cigarettes in my back passage.' It took a while to get that class under way again ...

'Rest bite'..love that

To be fair, Obstreperous sounds just as bizarre as Obstropolous!

Just a bit less Greek...

goingoverground
I should hope no one is putting paper towels in their bowels! Sounds painful.

A crowd was apparently gorping at something the other day. The person that wrote it was the only one to help, and I admired her greatly for what she did.

I do wonder if people read or just don't notice what they read though because the same things appear time after time on MN. Baited breath, rediculous, bare with me etc.

My colleague is having an operation for her caterax.

Also my auto correct at work wanted to change Rigevidon (contraceptive) to “didgeridoo” I so wanted to let it!