Help settle an argument about DD's artwork ( light-hearted)

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What do you see?

Pregnant woman, baby is holding a rattle/baby bottle/ dick???

A woman with a baby in her tummy and a sticking plaster on her tummy.

I saw the thread title and thought it was going to be something like the sculpture in East Is East

Congratulations to all that guessed that it is a picture of " Daddy with a t shirt of a man holding a guitar " .
DP us adamant that it cannot be viewed as anything else.
I clearly have a dirty mind because I see a smaller person holding a penis.
I am going to hide this master piece and hope that DD forgets she wants to give it to Email.

DMIL not email.

A person wearing a t shirt where the logo is a person next to a massive penis.

How on earth can your DP not see anything else?!

In that case he must be extremely naive if we are extremely dirty minded

I see a pregnant woman with a baby in her tummy. I hope the baby is holding a rattle because it looks like a dick!

Definitely give it to MIL

I wondered if it as a George pig t-shirt with George holding a big penis dinosaur.

Now I can see it is a guitar.

I'm glad I'm not a pervert and other people can see what I see.
As DP says that I ( and Mumsnet) are seeing things, I think I should frame the masterpiece and either give it to DMIL or present it to him for his office at work.