Dreams that have given you a giggle...

[Pandamoore]

Just has a dream about being on a train with my friend when an old crush gets on and my mate goes 'hey it's that guy you used to like!' and I go 'I'm thirty one, I'm too old for that shit. The only thing I like is tea and naps!'.

Woke up thinking- wow, dream me is more me than actual me.

Anyone else had a laugh at a dream lately?

I dreamt the other night I was in Milan with my old flat mate from university. We were wandering the streets and came across a kind of freak show - pigs crossed with piranhas. They were in a pit, all snarling and smelly.

Ooh...sounds like a 'danger, alert' dream. Spooky.

My mate told me last night he was getting married so I think I had the dream about him and my crush on the train as a sorta 'look your friends life is moving on and yours isnt' shakeup kind of thing.

I was in a nightclub - dark and smoky. Spotlight lights up the stage and a girl performer dances, sensuously, the Dance of the Seven Veils. Last veil come off to reveal, unmistakenly, a bloke
My laughter woke me up

My friend woke me up to ask me if I was ok? I was really annoyed with her because I don't sleep well and it had taken me ages to get to sleep and once she had woken me up I couldn't get back to sleep again.

I woke up in the morning still annoyed with her - then I started laughing as I was at home and she was at her home and hadn't even been there in the night never mind woken me up.

So annoying though that even when I am sleeping I am dreaming that I can't sleep

Haha! Reminds me of those dreams where your alarm goes off and you hit snooze and dream that you are getting up and then realise you arent. And then it gets caught in a loop.

I dreamt I went into an exclusive gentlemen’s club where I ordered a Vesper Martini that cost precisely £41 which I thought was extortionate but paid it anyway cos I wanted to be cool and demure

Love this stuff!!!

I had a dream years and years ago that I was about to have sex with a work boss (that IRL I had no interest in whatsoever).

We were about to go at it - in a lift - and it was all mad and steamy, until I looked down and saw his willy was..... a spring roll.

in my dream, that burst my bubble.

In real life - I love Chinese!!

Lmao, guess your tummy was like 'can I chime in here? I'm hungry!'

I've had a couple of dream puns.
In one, my teeth fell out but they were blue (Bluetooth!).
In another, there was a fire that melted a window. The fire brigade turned up with a disc for restoring Windows.

11 yo DD this week says she dreamed that her dad poked his head around her bedroom door and said 'Would you like some cash? Only without the "cash" part?'

That cracked us all up.

Last night I dreamt that Scully from the X Files told me I was chosen to be inseminated by aliens and have a hybrid baby. I was quite flattered but then started thinking, what if it's not the beautiful super human type hybrid? What if it looks like ET or a blob of animated jelly??
They wouldn't let me out of the agreement so I went on the run in a camper van.

My husband had the best dream... which got quite lively.

I was snoring away merrily, when all 6'4'' of his naked sleeping self jumped out of bed and started loudly opening cupboards (still asleep).

Me: 'what the hell are you doing?!'

Him: 'looking for the squirrel!'

Me: 'what fucking squirrel?'

Him: 'the one that just went for my nuts!'

He'd moved his hand in his sleep, brushed his bollocks and dreamt that a squirrel had skipped in the open window, under the duvet, and was attacking his 'nuts'.

Wouldn't sleep with the window open for MONTHS.