Inane questions that never bloody end

[Woeisme99]

How much Calpol shall I do?
Is this porridge too hot for dc?
Do you think the baby is hungry?

Gaaargh, fuck the fuck off!! You've known the children as long as I have, I haven't a magical ball that was given to me along with my vagina.

How do you cope with a stupid husband who seems to have no common sense or intuition?

😂. No advice (sorry) but the 'magic ball with my vagina' made me laugh!

Hahaha I assumed this was about DC and came on to agree but you're right, dh is just as bad!

Isn’t a magic ball with a vagina what Gwyneth Paltrow sold?

My ex had to take DD(3) to swimming lesson for the first time the other day and texted me to ask if he had to get her dried after swimming before he took her home. Sometimes there are just no words.

Flummingbird
Translation: do I REALLY have to get her dried, because I can't be arsed.