Blonde genie joke

[UnquietDad]

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THE BLONDE GENIE

A man is walking along one day when he comes across an old lamp. He picks it
up, rubs it and a blonde genie pops out.

'Hello,' she says. 'I'm your blonde genie and I can grant you three wishes.
What would you like?'

The man thinks for a minute, then tells her what he wants.

'Okay,' says the blonde, 'I think we can manage that.'

She waves her arms, the man falls asleep and when he wakes up, he's in a
huge, opulent mansion full of gorgeous, naked women. As he strolls through
the house open-mouthed, he realises that all the women are completely up for
it and fancy him like mad. Well, he thinks, feeling pretty pleased with
himself, that's my first wish granted.

When he opens he door to one of the rooms, it's piled high with money - more
money than he has ever seen in his life, and more than he can ever spend.
'This blonde genie is good,' he thinks, 'that's two of my wishes granted.'

He's about to check on his third wish when the doorbell rings. Puzzled, the
lucky man fights his way to the door through all the crowds of nymphomaniac
women and the piles of cash.

Two Ku Klux Klansmen are standing there, and there are two flaming crosses
on the front lawn. Before he knows what was happening, they've picked him
up, put a noose around his neck and left him swinging from a gallows in
front of the house.

The Klansmen remove their hoods to reveal the blonde genie and her blonde
colleague.

'You know,' says the genie, 'it's funny what some people ask for. I can
understand him wishing for all those women, and all that money... But why on
earth would he want to be hung like a black man?'

[totaleclipse]

lol