People you would like to apologise to (LIGHTHEARTED please)

[DuckyMcDuck]

I'd like to apologise to Karen...

New Years Eve/early NY Day early 1990s we staggered out of a nightclub at 2am desperate not to have to walk the 2 miles home in the freezing cold. A minicab pulls up and asks 'Cab for Karen?' Yes, I said and the 4 of us pile in. Driver was a bit nonplused when we totally changed the destination but was happy with his large drunken tip.

I still feel guilty when I think of poor, forward-thinking, well-organised Karen standing in the cold and so wanted to say sorry for nicking your cab

Next......

I would like to apologise to the lady on the cross channel ferry. Summer of 1980 and I was about 3 months pregnant. Crossing the English channel from Belgium to England, it was very stormy and rough, the boat going up and down in heavy seas and I was very seasick. I managed to get up on to the deck to be sick over the side but as I was sick the wind took it and splattered the back of the white jacket of the lady up wind of me. She didn't realise and I didn't own up. Even after all these years I can still see her walking along the deck with the vomit spattered jacket. I am so, so sorry.

To the man sitting next to us in the cafe today, it was only when l was putting my 4 year old in her car seat back at the car, l realised she was eating a chocolate muffin neither me or my mother had paid for. My 7 yo ds said she took it from the man drinking coffee at the next table . If it wasn’t wet and windy l would of come back and bought you one. When l got home l did ring the cafe as we do go there a lot and they didn’t seem to fussed and laughed. Sorry.

To the man who was underneath a car fixing it at the side of the road, it was my dog who weed in your tool bag. I'm sorry. I panicked. I'm sorry I ran away and didn't say anything.