My phone in my back pocket just sent a WhatsApp to the PTA

[VenusClapTrap]

...saying “Poo go kinky FS”. And some random symbols.

It has clearly autocorrected randomly hit letters to come up with that. The first I knew of it was a friend sending me a kindly text asking if I was having a breakdown. Do I have to leave the village?

Yes. Yes you do. Under cover of darkness and don't look back. Leave everything behind.

Your phone just hates you doesn’t it?

That's got to be one of the funniest things ever.

Sorry

any chance you can blame it on a toddler?

Own it... You could say it was a brainwave for a potential adult only fundraiser!

Depends on where you live I guess whether it would be a hit I guess...

Autocorrect huh?

Have you got one of those speech to text apps?

Own it... You could say it was a brainwave for a potential adult only fundraiser!

There is at least one person on the PTA who will run with that.

Yeah if you say so op :o

How did your phone manage to do all that from your pocket. 🤔

Dobby I clearly have a talented arse.

Blame the cat

My friends arse bought a dyson off amazon when her phone was in her pocket

How does your ass unlock the phone? Oris it just me who has a pin to unlock the screen

And the moral of this story is...always lock your screen before putting your phone in your pocket, because the chance of your arse knowing your lock code, or having access to your fingerprint, is quite small .

Hahahaha, how have the rest of the PTA reacted?

Just post "and that is why you shouldn't put your phone in your back pocket"

Dhs phone stays unlocked when he's at home but locks when he's out and about

I do lock it (normally) and it does have a pin. Clearly something went awry with locking whilst simultaneously shouting “Clean your teeth!”, opening gates for builders, filling water bottles and shoving phone in my pocket after checking the calendar.

I’m glad I didn’t order a Dyson.

The rest of the PTA are smirking

I’d love to know your day to day conversations that lead your autocorrect to chat about kinky poo

Yeah, OP, admit it, you're clearly the poo troll and your phone knows it.

That is funny!

That's got to be one of the funniest things ever.

🙄

Wouldn’t you just delete it, or apologise, telling them what has happened?

You have a very, erm, talented phone.

Goodo, Mabel, OP probably hadn’t thought of that. Top tip.

I nearly snorted my coffee and I’m not ashamed. Cheers, OP

This is why I don't ever leave the data on and don't leave my phone in my back pocket.