What can I get you from Marks and Spencers ?

[TheDogsMother]

My car has broken down and I'm hanging around in a M & S superstore. I have time to kill and a big virtual trolley so what can I get you all ?

Big fawn man-repellent pants please. (D)P is sailing close to the wind this week due to the demands of his hobby and work, and I can do without him making advances.

Tin of hot lamb curry, it’s bloody gorgeous!

Bunny the boxed sets start at about £15 up to £40 for 12 pieces in the sale. Very stylish too

Prawns in sauce and some mini wholemeal pittas please, if not too late. Most kind of you.

I'd avoid the lingerie section - who knows who has been trying the knickers on...

Colin the Caterpillar fizzy rainbow ones please ... and some Autograph opaque tights in medium .. thank you

Cappuccino swiss roll, marzipan chocolate balls, cream cakes - any! In fact all the food!

Jocasta don't say that. I've just bought some

Do they have any white vests in OP? If so, a pack of age 2 vests for my DS please

And some white cutlery. And their cleaning bits. And anything yummy, like their cakes. Their lemon cakes. Their birthday cakes. Anything olive.

No Percy Pigs please though, I'm on a diet.

Some of their new activewear looks quite nice.

@Whathappenedtothelego I loved that handwash. But they stopped making it. Unless you know different? I’ve searched 3 stores, some mega stores and still nothing, even contacted customer service and they said it’s discontinued..that and the room spray was my little bit of luxury.

Old fashioned but their proper chicken Kiev is lovely (they also now have the formed ones though so look out)

The Belgian chocolate biscuits and the white chocolate cookies from their bakery section.

Dobby, NOOOO!
I should have stocked up, I loved that scent

Get me a tin of shortbread please

I just did a M&S food shop this afternoon to make myself feel better due to pg nausea. My ill-gotten gains:

• Packet of salt and vinegar swirls
• Tub of 'strawberries and cream yoghurt'
• Tofish and chips
• Chickenless kievs
• Big pack of watermelon fingers
• Mango chunks
• Blueberry hot cross buns
• Small white bloomer
• Strawberry jam

That should keep me going for a while!

The hot chocolate fudge pudding is amazing. A friend told me it was anyway - obviously I wouldn’t know anything about it myself.

Car is on the low loader and I'm finally heading home ! Will drop off all your purchases later. Thanks for keeping me company everyone.

This top please.

Damn. Missed the boat.

Glad you’re going home though.

Hope it isn't a costly fix...

A curry meal deal for me, please. The ‘best ever’ chicken tikka masala is yummy.

Thanks, OP!

Fresh porridge with berry compote please.

A bucket of those mini chocolate bites. Only the chocolate ones mind, not the orange ones. Thanks. I'll pay you on Tuesday 👍

Oh no, I've just seen you've left. I'll have to go for them myself!