The funniest things your DC's have said

[FallenAngel01]

No AIBU, no advice, just a fun thing. My three have entertained me for years! Yours too, I imagine. Please share xx One of my best was, DS1, just a week after DS2 was born, and sat in his bouncy chair, was being introduced to various household stuff, i.e. this is a television, this is a sofa, etc. It was lovely to watch, proper bonding. I left, for a moment, to put the kettle on, and heard ..... And THIS is a WILLY! Bloody hilarious!

Loads, I have scribbled a lot down on scraps of paper intending to write them all up one day in a dedicated book! Some are only funny to us.
On the day of a wedding, I dressed DS 4yrs up in a shirt/tie/waistcoat combo. He looked a bit concerned and said “Am I going to work today?”.
Had a visit from my niece, about 4yrs at the time who asked “Are you poor? Because you don’t have any wallpaper on your walls”. I had just moved into a new build with lovely flat walls!

Driving along in the car, ds shouts "mum there's a man bikini", so I say "what a man in a bikini" he says "no look at the car" it was a Lamborghini

Every time my two year old sees a man she shouts ‘look there’s my daddy’

Which has caused some really embarrassing moments if you can imagine the look on the mans wife as we walk past them.

DD at 7: "Daddy, you're really old. Did you know any famous dead people?"

"Well, I was 5 when Winston Churchill died, and 17 when Elvis died".

"Wow! So that means Nanny must be at least 200 years old".

Dd2 (6) asked how old my dm's elderly friend was, "86" I say. "So she's younger than you cos you're 93", I'm 39!

Colloquialism round here is to be given wrong instead of getting told off...dd2, again, told me that if you dont put your hand straight up to answer a question at high school you "get called Ron"

There are 100s more, both dd take after me and are pretty daft!

My 6 year old in his pyjamas stood sadly on the stairs and said 'Mummy, there's a prick in my onesie...'

Turned out it was a bit of plastic tag, but it took all my maturity not to say 'You're telling me!'