I can take twenty years off you easily

[RuffleCrow]

It's very simple:

For this you will need:

1)A small trampette style trampoline (or larger if adult-proof)

2)Parklife by Blur turned up to 11 (the album is best as it also has the added goodness of Girls and Boys and Jubilee.

Method: combine ingredients in a suitable space for at least 20 minutes. Enjoy!

You're very welcome.

I'd have to add 'Song 2' for another 10 years off OP! Fantastic idea.

Love it.

Genius.
I recently had a 90s britpop Playlist on Spotify and it definitely did cheer me up even without the bouncing

Yes!!! And then when fully worn out, lying on your back in the trampoline staring at the sky for Clover Over Dover.

I'd need a whole pack of tena lady

#Blurpolining

But...but... I don't wanna be 8...

not so stealth boast about being young

I know what you mean @candicesuckscandy. Weirdly, i find the more i trampoline over the years the less i need the loo but it's taken a long while to get to that stage.

My dh accidentally gave the legs of my trampette to the rag n bone man

@Janaih I don’t know why but I find that hilarious

I'd need a whole pack of tena lady

Then use always- much better and only 1 required.

Song 2 at 8am on the way to work ages 48 is the one for me !😁

*aged

I had mine randomly knicked from my shed, the thieving fuckers.

Doingtheboxerbeat

The image of a man in a stripy jumper and black mask running off with a trampette has me properly giggling

@Doingtheboxerbeat I feel your pain. And inability to bounce.

Or alternatively, take a nice nap!

@HerRoyalFattyness , I know right? Such a random thing to take and where I live, there is a severe drug problem so I struggle to imagine who they might sell it to .

Sorry OP, total derail.

Where does one source a reasonably priced trampette?

Doingtheboxerbeat

If there's a drug problem they clearly wanted to get high...

I'll get my coat...

@slipperywhensparticus, I got mine from a large sainsburys, for about £15, it was so cheap which is why I'm still bitter about the stolen one.

I got mine from Argos - can't recall the brand name but i think it was about £20.

@Janaih i didn’t realise there were still rag and bone men ☹️