Daft dreams

[jakinaboxx]

This was mine last night: went on a date with Andrew Ridgeley from Wham. His hair was half black and half red. We went to a posh restaurant but ate our meals sitting on the floor. I had to pay as he refused. He wanted to go to a working men's club as he'd never been but there was a bloke on the door with a donkey so he wouldn't go in.
I woke up in a foul mood with Ridgeley thinking he was a right right arse.

Yours ??

That's so funny!

I'm 29 weeks pregnant and last night dreamed that I gave birth to three boys. I kept forgetting where I'd left them and then would find them lying in a row on window sills with the windows wide open.

Was supposed to say right tight arse !

Not a dream really but sleep related.

I must've been laying on my arm in a funny position so it was completely numb when I woke up in the night because someone outside was shouting about something. I tried to lift myself up onto my hands but because my arm was so numb it just flopped underneath me. In my half asleep state though it felt as though it bent in the middle, halfway between my elbow and wrist, and I thought, "Hmm, that's funny, someone must've stolen my bones whilst I've been sleeping." The mad thing was though that I wasn't bothered, I just rolled over thinking I'd deal with it in the morning!

I had a dream that our neighbours had a sheep on their roof. Not a real one (not that it makes it less daft!).

No one else ??!!