Things Children Say

[LuluJakey1]

DS1 is 5 today. He had a small party for a few friends and PIL. One of his little friends was looking at DS2 (5months) and said to Ds1 'Is it a baby brother or a baby sister'. DS replied, quite seriously ' Mummy says he is a baby mutant'. His friend nodded as if that was a reasonable reply.

I have no idea what he meant. I am sure he has no idea what the word means. I certainly did not say that and would never say it.

DH has been calling DS2 Donatello for the rest of the day- much to DS1's bafflement!

We were musing on a comment on a MN thread and wondering out loud just how mean you would have to be to complain to a restaurant about a 4yo child in there giggling with delight on Christmas Day.

DS (7) replied instantly: "You'd have to be as mean as a doughnut punching people who are trying to eat you!"

As he got the word infant muddled up with mutant?
That's cute.

@Frenchw1fe I have no idea. He does pick words and expressions up. On Christmas Day when a piece of carrot fell off his fork onto the floor at PIL he said 'Oh cock grandma, my carrot fell on the carpet' . DH is entirely to blame for that one. MIL gave DH her Deputy Head look.

My youngest spent a few months saying cockporn instead of popcorn. He is also convinced he's allergic to snakes, no clue where he got that from.

@selmabear - that made me giggle.