Context - DP has cut my hair for me for years. Never had a problem.
He did it today, because there were a few ratty bits at the ends, so I asked him to cut it to just below shoulder length, so about 2 and a half inches off from the last time.
I've just got up and checked in the mirror. It's blunt cut to just below my chin, not even collar length. If I blow dry it, it's in danger of barely passing my ears, so no more bouncy curls, which is how I've done it for since I've known him. It's too short to tie back. It's too short to put up. All it's missing is clipping the back to become an internet meme.
He's cut off about 6 inches of hair.
I'm trying to not lose my shit at him. but most people know where the fucking shoulders are compared to the back of the head. He usually knows where the shoulders are compared to the back of the fucking head.
I'm going to have to sob quietly where he can't hear me, aren't I?
How long exactly does hair take to grow back?