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Pop quiz: how do you entertain a MIL who...

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ContessaLovesTheSunshine · 26/12/2019 14:36

A) you have not historically got on well with
B) is visiting your family from far away in an attempt to build bridges (suggested by other son)
C) can't really hear but is too vain to use a hearing aid, so impossible to initiate a conversation with
D) only converses on the topics of her own health and her old (listed) house
E) declares herself far too ill to walk anywhere at all - this includes 100m from car to lake and back

How?! To be fair she is being far less PA and subtly divisive this time, and we are giving her all due credit for this and playing nicely ourselves. I can't shift the feeling though that she'll go home fed up that we didn't really talk to her; however she's impossible to talk to as she can't bloody hear us and will be upset if we shout (because she's not DEAF, you know). You can only converse if she initiates it (getting right up close) and all she talks about is her bloody house/health. It's hard hard work.

One day more, so these suggestions may be more helpful for the next visit (if we have one). Please suggest away!

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Biscusting · 26/12/2019 14:40

Pretend to be deaf too? Sounds like a nightmare OP.

Fairenuff · 26/12/2019 14:43

Go back in time and say no to the suggestion made by other son.

coconuttelegraph · 26/12/2019 14:45

She doesn't sound like the sort of person whod enjoy a pop quiz at all, I wouldn't bother, how will she hear the questions?

I love a quiz but they aren't to everyone's taste

LaMarschallin · 26/12/2019 14:51

She doesn't sound like the sort of person whod enjoy a pop quiz at all, I wouldn't bother, how will she hear the questions?

I love a quiz but they aren't to everyone's taste

Quite.
If you asked "Who sang 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'?" she could get quite narked.

FaFoutis · 26/12/2019 14:53

Take her somewhere you can drive to and where you don't have to talk. Theatre or cinema perhaps.

TSSDNCOP · 26/12/2019 14:53

Back to back movies IMO interspersed with complicated food preparation and early nights.

ContessaLovesTheSunshine · 26/12/2019 14:56

A good idea FaFoutis: unfortunately the world would be too busy, seats would be too uncomfortable, she would be jostled, the distance from car to venue would be insurmountable etc.

DH believes she just rattles about the house rearranging ornaments and listening to Radio 4 in her own home. Which is fine, but doesn't quite work in our house with two active children watching TV and running about.

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FaFoutis · 26/12/2019 15:00

Visit to an antiques centre? That works with my stepmother who sounds similar. Also a hipflask for you.

SleepWarrior · 26/12/2019 15:02

Pictionary or charades Grin

ssd · 26/12/2019 15:02

Tell the other son to keep his nice suggestions to himself.

Stormblessed · 26/12/2019 15:08

Card games? Not too much talking required, just let her win a couple Grin

ContessaLovesTheSunshine · 26/12/2019 15:10

We did try Uno. Too complicated apparently!

Actually the game of throwing a soft ball back and forth indoors was OK, but then she needed to sit down as it was tiring.

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ContessaLovesTheSunshine · 26/12/2019 15:11

To be fair to other son he'd had her for 4 consequtive Christmases and didn't want to make it five....

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Craiglang · 26/12/2019 15:15

If Uno is too complicated, a classic card game like Rummy that she might already know the rules too?

Stompythedinosaur · 26/12/2019 15:31

If I liked her I'd suggest doing a jigsaw together.

If I didn't I'd be tempted to ask my dc to put on a show for her Grin

DramaAlpaca · 26/12/2019 15:33

Ply her with gin?

ContessaLovesTheSunshine · 26/12/2019 15:49

Drama she has got through a bottle of brandy (admittedly a small one) since arriving on the 23rd.... I'm not sure gin would cut it!

Rummy? Well the rest of us would have to learn it, but that might work....

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