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What words were banned in your household growing up?

66 replies

TazzyDrunk · 24/12/2019 17:43

If anything

Heard most families had banned word list ,what was on yours growing up?

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Toddlerteaplease · 27/12/2019 22:01

And all swear words.

Whitegrenache · 27/12/2019 22:02

Toerag

ViciousJackdaw · 27/12/2019 22:06

The biggest bollocking I ever got was when I sang the unacceptable version of 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo', unaware of what the word meant.

TheChosenTwo · 27/12/2019 22:15

Bumboclaat - a Jamaican word for motherfucker/dickhead or something similar Grin

TheChosenTwo · 27/12/2019 22:17

And also ‘starving’ - we were actually only allowed to be very hungry! I still correct my dc now if they ever say they’re starving (very rare - it must have stuck).

wanderings · 28/12/2019 08:16

The word “muddy” was explicitly banned once, because my dad was fed up with moans about it on a country walk.

VashtaNerada · 28/12/2019 08:25

The words my parents banned are all ones I’d still take issue if my own children said them - terms like ‘spastic’ or racist / homophobic terms.

foxyknoxy30 · 28/12/2019 08:32

Fart and shut up for us

Dogsaresomucheasier · 28/12/2019 08:32

It’s funny isn’t it! Bum, fart crap, bloody hell and the contents of ITV horrified my mother, but THAT version of enie, meanie, minie mo was the one she taught me.

Hoppinggreen · 28/12/2019 08:33

Fart
I was telling DH a few days ago that it was banned and he said that was really weird and nobody else was banned from saying it.
Glad to see he was wrong according to a few posts on here

Dogsaresomucheasier · 28/12/2019 08:35

Farts had to be referred to as “bumps” in my childhood home, and pooh as “twos”

cakebythepound1234 · 28/12/2019 08:42

All the swear words, and then shut up and stupid. My mum told me never to use those words when talking to or about people as it was unkind. I still don't use them really, although plenty of swear words have joined my vocabulary now!

sashh · 28/12/2019 09:01

Protestant.

Bonkers thing of my mum's, it made it hard work if she wanted to see my history homework when we were studying the Tudors.

We3kingsoforientareandabump · 28/12/2019 09:12

Fart - we had to say pump
Knackered - we had to say tired

We weren't allowed to say we hated each other or were starving either. I'm the same with my dc with the hate/starving thing.

Despite us not being able to say so much as Fart my mother swore like a navvy!

HollysBush · 28/12/2019 09:27

Oh my God! Fart (we said raspberry!). Mum(has to use Mummy. As a teen I just stopped calling her anything at all out loud, still find it awkward to call her mum now except in written form). Blimey. (Bloody) hell.
All swear words. Once I said “oh fudge!” thinking it was a cute alternative to rude words. Mum was furious, too close to fuck apparently. Then “sugar!” Nope, just as bad as shit.

bohemia14 · 28/12/2019 10:21

Hate - and I still don't use it about anyone.
Shut up.
Swear words

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