What is your favourite Christmas joke?

[OhMyGiddyAunty]

I'm filling out our homemade crackers and am after cheesy yet wonderful Christmas jokes!

Obviously I could google, but I don't want to sift through the rubbish ones if I don't have to. Plus I love a Christmas joke! So, if you have a good one, please do share.

My personal favourite one is "How does king Wenceslas like his pizza?"
"Deep pan, crisp and even"

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Two snowman .... ones says ‘can you smell carrots?’

Haha

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Why didn't anyone bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

They were too dear.

I amuse myself, anyway.

There's always the Darth Vader one - I know what you are getting for Christmas because I have felt your presents.

Classic, @elephantoverthehill, I love it!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause

Noddy Holder goes into Burtons just before recording 'So here it is' and asks for a shirt with wide lapels and a flared trouser suit. The sales assistant checks the fit and says 'What would go really well with that is a kipper tie'. Noddy replies 'Thank you very much, two sugars please'.

Lil-lets are replacing the string on their tampons with tinsel. Don't worry it's just for the Christmas period.

It took me an barrassing amount of time to get the pineapple one!

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman.... snowballs 🤣

Have you heard about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

He can run as fast as Rudolph, he just can't stop as fast.

As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, "Are you going to put that up yourself?"

I said, "No, I'm putting it up in the living room."

Lol at the tampax one!!!

The Noddy Holder one is also genius!!

Worra

@Patsypie me too