Help me make a crib sheet of useful phrases for a family Xmas

[missproportionate]

I’ll start:

‘This doesn’t work for us’
there is no way in this earth that we will do this

‘No’
a complete sentence with no need of explanation

‘Excuse me, I must just check something in my room’
and leave Thais situation before I am rude

"How charming"

"What an interesting point of view"

"Indeed"

All polite. All meaningless.

Oh, I've never thought about it like that before - that's my I-disagree-but-cant-be-arsed-to-argue response

I think DD is fading - using the toddler as an excuse to go home works nearly everytime

'That's nice' to everything with a swig of booze. Thankfully I no longer do big family christmases!