It's a mystery. No one knows the answer. But what was the question

[chomalungma]

Overhead conversion in passing. What could the question be?
Where do missing socks go?
Who buys all the presents?

How to fix computers.

I actually said this to DM who was complaining about an error message and said but I'm just a xx, I don't know how these things work.

No one knows . I can't even fix the sound of my smart TV. Where did it go? Why?

Disclaimer - I fixed DMs PC problem in two minutes by googling it and clearing the cache. I was WINNING.

What about all the pens?

Why are men cunts?

I'd really like to know where the socks go. I currently have six thick walking socks whose partners appear to have done just that.
I've taken to wearing odd ones - no one can see them if I'm wearing boots.

Lost socks come back as extra Tupperware lids.

@Kalim8 I’ve always thought mismatched boots socks to have a certain charm. One of the guys who works for us sometimes turns up in big site boots, odd knee high socks and shorts, it’s fantastic.

My mystery today is where my Christmas spirit has gone, I’ve woken up feeling tired and flat, I’m normally the person who can be cheerful and celebrate the opening of a new pack of biscuits.

Where's my pen?

I'm guessing it was about Father Christmas - as it looked like a mum talking to her daughter...

But it could have been about socks.
Or pens.

Or why the remote control ends up at the back of the sofa.