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If you were planning on spending your 40th birthday in bed with a bucks fizz reading a trashy novel....

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ecuse · 17/12/2019 14:23

...what novel would it be?

For context: if I hadn't already read everything Penny Vincenzi and Jilly Cooper had ever written, as well as Shirley Conran's Lace, I'd be reading one of those.

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ReginaGeorgeous · 17/12/2019 14:25

Have you read the Shopaholic series by Sophie Kinsella? Fluffy, easy reading trash, I like reading them on holiday.

ThePlantsitter · 17/12/2019 14:28

I was going to recommend Penny Vincenzi/ Shirley Conran. Try Louise Bagshawe but get a couple, they're a quick read.

SuperLoudPoppingAction · 17/12/2019 14:30

Marian Keyes

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FetchezLaVache · 17/12/2019 14:34

Anything by Lisa Jewell.

SpreadHummusNotHate · 17/12/2019 14:36

Crazy Rich Asians - Kevin Kwan

BillieEilish · 17/12/2019 14:41

Second Marian Keyes from your preferences.
Also Lisa Jewell.

However, I love murder Hmm so Val McDermid or similar Grin

Lololololola · 17/12/2019 14:49

If you like the Penny/Jilly/Shirley books, i would suggest Jackie cooper.

ecuse · 17/12/2019 15:01

So, oddly, I like modern chick lit (shopaholics etc) less than those big 80s family saga glamorous bonkbuster type things.

Chick lit characters usually too human relatable Grin. I'm after pure escapism!

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nibdedibble · 17/12/2019 15:06

Have you read Kinflicks by Lisa Alther? I read it when I was about 12 and remember it as being ahem 'educational' and very trashy!

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 17/12/2019 15:08

Rosamunde Pilcher! Coming Home or Shellseekers. Or Elizabeth Jane Howard's Cazalet Chronicles.

SpinningBob · 17/12/2019 16:00

For fun easy read I like Joanne Harris (Chocolat) and Alice Hoffman( Practical Magic and The Rules of Magic). Fun escapism!

Woodifer · 17/12/2019 16:06

Wendy Holden is funny and super light, like:
books.google.co.uk/books/about/Pastures_Nouveaux.html?id=nU7PPiGLAowC&printsec=frontcover&source=kp_read_button&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

Or just re-read your favourite Jilly!

Oopsinamechangedagain2020 · 17/12/2019 16:13

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec

SyrilSneer · 17/12/2019 16:15

The Seven Sisters series by Lucinda Riley?

PrincessHoneysuckle · 17/12/2019 16:16

If I was spending the day in bed with a novel I'd have more than one glass of bucks fizz Grin

zemblanity · 17/12/2019 16:25

American Star by Jackie Collins (or any Jackie tbf)

But I want to be Lauren Roberts with her tortoiseshell eyes and be swept off my feet by Nick Angelo.

IHaveBrilloHair · 17/12/2019 16:27

Anything by Jackie Collins!

AnuvvaMuvva · 17/12/2019 16:32

The Other Side of a Midnight by Sidney Sheldon is A M A Z I N G

FreeButtonBee · 17/12/2019 16:33

Gone with the wind? Not totally trashy but a great ride.

Maybe revisit flowers in the attic?

VanyaHargreeves · 17/12/2019 16:45

@ecuse

Coming Home by Rosamund Pilcher

Girl sent to board when parents go abroad
Meets charismatic friend from wealthy family huge house, gets sort if taken in by them.

Posh people, The War, tragedy, romance

Recommended

Grin
MargotsBumpyNight · 17/12/2019 16:47

Valley of the Dolls

Macandcheeseplease · 17/12/2019 16:48

Lesley Lokko is fab.

BirthdayCakes · 17/12/2019 16:51

What about the Maestra books? SUPER trashy!

From Amazon:
By day Judith Rashleigh is a put-upon assistant at a London auction house.

By night she's a hostess in one of the capital's unsavoury bars.

Desperate to make something of herself, Judith knows she has to play the game. She's learned to dress, speak and act in the interests of men. She's learned to be a good girl. But after uncovering a dark secret at the heart of the art world, Judith is fired and her dreams of a better life are torn apart.

So she turns to a long-neglected friend.

A friend that kept her chin up and back straight through every past slight.

A friend that a good girl like her shouldn't have: Rage.

Fatal attraction meets The Talented Mr Ripley in this darkly decadent thriller, soon to be a major Hollywood film, that asks:

Where do you go when you've gone too far?

VanyaHargreeves · 17/12/2019 16:53

Oh and it's not trashy, it's a bit more literary but I think you'd enjoy Life After Life by Kate Atkinson