What's your favourite Boris Johnson lie?

[Simkin]

boris-johnson-lies.com

Mine is 'everything was done with complete propriety and in the normal way' which was a lie about the Jennifer Arcuri thing but could relate to his lies about whole of the last 10 years really.

Which is your favourite?

40 new hospitals, as also parroted ad nauseam by Matt-the-App Hancock is a big favourite on medical twitter atm.

50,000 NEW Nurses!

(Except the 19,000 already there)

50 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEILLION [Dr Evil stylee] more GP appointments!

I like the one where he said he'd given up drinking until Brexit was done to a reporter and then just had a little snifter..

He seems hungover/off his face most days actually.

That he would rather die in a ditch than not get BREXIT DONE by October 31st.

Why is he still alive?

I wouldn't be surprised if Johnson did wish he was dead in a ditch by now. Family fallen out with him, Dom in one ear, Donald in the other, Putin's puppet stick up the arse... I almost feel sorry for him. But I don't.

Not a lie but him pocketing the reporters phone yesterday rather than look at the photo of the boy on the floor in A&E was one one of the most bizarre things I've seen!

That was until this morning when he hid in a fridge rather than speak to the GMB reporter!

These are not the actions of a man who has a grip on anything! 🙄

My favourite was that he paints buses on wine crates. I loved watching his little brain spin through all of the plausible hobbies he might have and that coming out as the best answer.

Watching him hide in a fridge. That raised a genuine smile from me.

I immedialtely thought of the "No press here" in front of all the press. Sadly, he has learned from experience that if you are a candidate for high political office, lying works and wins you votes.

He's like a parody. But...He is going go be the chosen prime minister tomorrow if the polls have it right.

So somebody trusts him (despite him hiding in a fridge/confiscating a journalists phone/the model bus shite/ too many other appalling acts). I would love to understand why (other than the opposition excuse). This man is being chosen, his opposition will be forgotten.

I think lying to the Queen took some special gumption.

And after that he lied about lying to her.

@TheBlueStocking

My favourite was that he paints buses on wine crates. I loved watching his little brain spin through all of the plausible hobbies he might have and that coming out as the best answer.

Have you seen this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-dWDmnoM1To

@GiantKitten

hahaha genius!

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

"Yes I watch the Queen's Speech on Christmas morning!" Oh whoops, no! That's Mr Corbyn.

"Yes I watch the Queen's Speech on Christmas morning!" Oh whoops, no! That's Mr Corbyn.

That's great, if that's the worst lie you can find for Corbyn then I'll take that.

I don't have a favourite lie.

This is not a game show.

That he will "Get Brexit Done".

Totally misleading. It won't be done for decades.

Fuck him. I despise him. Incapable of telling the truth.

How about the one where he claimed to have offered condolences to the family of Jack Merritt when he has done no such thing

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-london-bridge-attack-victim-jack-merritt-dad-tory-a9241406.html%3famp

Having seen the close-up of the earpiece he wore in the ITV debate, maybe there really was somebody feeding him lines from the next room in the painting buses interview.