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What was that thing called that Victorian prostutitues got...

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millionreasonswhy · 09/12/2019 17:21

Where all the discharge and hair clumped together and caused a kind of ball of disgustingness in their vulva? Envy I know this is incredibly random but I remember reading about it on here (I believe it was a myth!) and tried to tell someone about it but can't remember the name!

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Cherrysoup · 09/12/2019 23:03

o know anyone can edit it, but I think the changed information has to be verified or the info is deleted/changed back to what it was. I assume daffodil isn't still being replaced with a name...is it?

Haven’t checked for ages, I can’t remember the exact link. If you see a wiki about daffodils with the name Daniel sprinkled throughout, let me know!

Tiredandgrumpytonight · 09/12/2019 23:07

I had to google smegma Envy

FurnitureAndBackgammon · 09/12/2019 23:09

I also want to know about the blue waffle Confused

MrsSiriusBlack1 · 09/12/2019 23:14

@ FurnitureAndBackgammon no you don’t Sad

BettyJean · 09/12/2019 23:14

Jesus, that’s vile!

messolini9 · 09/12/2019 23:17

Urban Myth, or as I like to call it, misogynistic bullshit, folks -

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sooterkin

Spacebowlisback · 09/12/2019 23:19

Oh god! Blue waffle! Didn’t we do this year’s ago?!

SarahAndQuack · 09/12/2019 23:22

The vagina is the one part of the body that cleans itself.

Not that it matters, but your ears do, too. And your nose. In fact the body is quite good at cleaning itself, for obvious reasons.

PerkingFaintly · 09/12/2019 23:25

Indeed, Spacebowl. See also d– b–.

Or rather, don't see.Envy

(Actual term bleeped out for protection of poor fools who just can't stop themselves googling... Cos I'm not that cruel.Grin)

Spacebowlisback · 09/12/2019 23:29

I have actually forgotten but I do remember enough to know that I don’t want to google it again nor try too hard to remember.

Aridane · 09/12/2019 23:37

@messolini9

Sootikin (accumulated vaginal debris) and sooterkin (mouse like mythical creature given birth to be Dutch women) are different thi;gsm

messolini9 · 09/12/2019 23:40

@Aridane - I believe the term Sootikin was derived from the existing Sooterkin legend, & the Sootikin myth created from that previous legend.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 09/12/2019 23:40

Well it's the vulva I think so not as self cleaning..... although if it was that great we wouldn't need thursh tarts, it would just happily flush that shit away

Yeah blue wage was years ago. I think there was something else too bit I've managed to bleach that from my brain

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 09/12/2019 23:41

Tarts? Tablets

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 09/12/2019 23:42

Waffle! Ffs I give up

ShippingNews · 09/12/2019 23:45

I can only imagine what poor men's "bits" looked like in those days. Being dirty wasn't exclusive to prostitutes, or to women in general. It was mostly to do with being poor and having no access to water or soap.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 09/12/2019 23:55

Well Yeah, I guess oral wasn't a big thing in those days

Aridane · 09/12/2019 23:56

It's amazing anyone had sex

Sagradafamiliar · 10/12/2019 00:00

Christ!

Aridane · 10/12/2019 00:03

@messolini9ah, that would make sense!

Also, it sootikin an urban legend?

"Sources? A cursory googling tracks the word back to "The Dictionary of Disgusting Facts" - a compendium of anecdotes, urban legends and straight up fiction sometimes found in used bookstore bargain bins. All references to this word are direct quotes from this book, or older versions of the alt.tasteless FAQ, which in turn quotes this book."

Did Pepys and Boswell really write about sootikin?

Sagradafamiliar · 10/12/2019 00:08

I can't fathom how it could be real and I also can't think how or why anyone could dream up something so vile.
I've gone from half-asleep browsing on here to actually gipping.

JohnLewisIain · 10/12/2019 06:39

@ShippingNews. Helmet cheese is the male equivalent, apart from the fact that it actually exists.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 10/12/2019 06:49

@Doubleraspberry I'm both intrigued and disgusted by your post but when I tried googling Caroline of Brunswick it didn't being up anything disgusting. Where did you find it?

Doubleraspberry · 10/12/2019 06:54

It was ages ago in a fantastic book about George and Caroline’s marriage. (Not a novel.) It may be called An Inconvenient Marriage; I read it 20 years ago. I’m on my way to work now but I’ll have a look when I’m back.

Aridane · 10/12/2019 06:55

There’s a rather TMI description of Caroline of Brunswick that basically explains what happens to your undercarriage if you don’t wash for months. It’s not nice

@Doubleraspberry I'm both intrigued and disgusted by your post but when I tried googling Caroline of Brunswick it didn't being up anything disgusting. Where did you find it?

Could it actually have been Queen Anne @Doublerasberry is think No of?

See article below

Have you ever wondered what a sootikin was...I didn't think so!

A suggested meaning of this relates to the poor hygiene of a different Queen Elizabeth I (Good Queen Bess) and is perhaps a cautionary tale about hygiene in general. Undergarments were uncommon among poorer women before the nineteenth century and dust, ash and general grime accumulated on the genitalia just as it did elsewhere on the body….

…Bathing was uncommon (indeed it was considered positively unhealthy) and while the hands and face would be washed, other parts were often overlooked for weeks or months, particularly those parts that would incite lustful thoughts if touched. One result of this was the accumulation of grime, cellular debris, menstrual discharge and natural secretions in the vaginal cleft. Quite substantial amounts could accumulate until their size and weight caused them to fall out while the lady was walking or when she rose from her chair. These accumulations were called sootikins and resembled small mice in colour and shape.
Stinky Queen AnneAccounts written by Pepys and Boswell, mention men employed in London churches to sweep up sootikins after services. There is a scurrilous anonymous account of a sootikin being allegedly found under Queen Anne’s chair in St Paul’s Cathedral in London during the Thanksgiving Service for the end of the War of the Spanish Succession. The nursery rhyme contains all of these ingredients – London, a queen, a chair and a “mouse” underneath the chair. In addition, the word “pussy” is both an affectionate term for a cat and a slang term for female genitalia. In addition to the “pussy” and “mouse” meanings, “queen” is a term for a female cat and female cats are notoriously promiscuous. This has led to alternative suggestions that the rhyme may alludes to promiscuity or prostitution.

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