Prompted by the vision of Priti Patel in her bath on another

[BertrandRussell]

...what do you think the major politicians smell like? I think Corbyn smells like Pear’s soap. Johnson? I suspect he might wash not quite often enough so freshly sprayed ...something? Paco Rabane? Or is that too obvious?

Theresa may.... Nina ricci

Corbyn I reckon smells of Imperial Leather. Johnson of Dior Eau Sauvage

Johnson always looks a bit too well scrubbed to me. Like he’d be pink all over. 🤮

Imperial Leather’s a good shout. But the soap and stuff- not actual cologne.

Eau Sauvage- god, boys who thought they were cool in my youth used that. So I suppose it fits. Unless he is posh enough to think men don’t wear “scent”?

Bojo - last night’s red wine and cigars masked by Dior Sauvage.

Corbyn - yes to Pears Soap! And that musty charity shop smell.

Theresa May - Rive Gauche

Jo Swinson - something by Jo Malone, I’d put money on it.

Ah I see Sauvage is a popular punt!

Can I be the first to say Johnson smells of bullshit?

What's this about priti patel and a bath?
Jo Swindon probably smells of Johnsons (no pun intended) baby bath

Nicola Sturgeon? Cerritos 1881. The aftershave, not the perfume.
Sian Berry: Weleda rose soap.
The Plaid Cymru guy- probably smells of gravy. Don’t know why I think that, I just do.
Richard Tice smells of Giorgio Armani. Bleurggh.

C.E.R.R.U.T.T.I., not Cerritos!

Farage is Capstan Navy Cut and stale lager with a hint of Old Spice.

Johnson always looks a bit too well scrubbed to me. Like he’d be pink all over.

No! Why would you post this?!?!

I am never going to be able to unsee that mental image. I need eyebleach