Strangest things you've ever seen people do?!

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I can name a few.

I have my own, I clean my entire bathroom everyday and apparently that's odd, but I didn't realise. Ditto the kitchen, bathroom, etc.

As for other people, I've recently seen someone shouting at me for taking up a parent and child space (DC was in the shops already and I'd be taking him back with me).

Even if I saw someone very clearly getting back in and still no DC, I just wouldn't say anything They could have a hidden disability. They could just be cheeky, but it's not my business.

The biggest shocker was a woman in the changing areas at DC's Puddle Ducks class. She showered naked, which is all fine, I couldn't care less and think we should all be more accepting of it as a society. Then she went on to shave her pits! As if it was all normal and fine in that area and her DC was in their baby car seat on the floor I've never seen anything like it

Elderflower, mad Mary sounds a hoot.

Is he Dutch?

No @sashh, he's Spanish – but now I'm intrigued... is this a Dutch thing?! Are they also oven pan-smugglers?

The number of times I've turned the oven on to pre-heat and smelled melting plastic panhandle...

LeahDownTheLane I'd be speechless.

Mad Mary used to come into the hotel where I worked. She would mutter "Pot of tea" at me and then sit for two hours having a conversation with herself!!

Elderflower - I shouldn't laugh, but that made me giggle. Sad when that happens to someone.

I saw the legendary 'Less Protein Man' in Oxford Street when I was about 10. I just assumed that all Londoners were a touch bonkers.

Like a PP, I ate books as a child. I tore big strips of the pages and chewed them.

He was probably a local pilot oneday, they guide boats through local water.

I ate books too

oh sorry i managed to miss a whole chunk somehow.

An old bloke near me used to take his dog for midnight walks naked until the police stopped him.

@Tighnabruaich

On the balcony next door a woman was lying on her back sunbathing nude. No big deal. But - she had her knees up and 'flopped' to the sides, exposing everything. Poor old husband had turned round to see the view from the other direction, and was faced with the sunbathing lady's nether regions

Oddly, this popped up on my Facebook feed recently... (see attached image). Maybe she was a yonibathing enthusiast?

Going through a town I used to live in.... Saw a peacock wandering down the pavement.

A fella round here used to drive round with a bathtub and other random shit on top of his car including a father christmas I think

Another man round here has died his hair postbox red. Its frizzy abnd sticks out. He then wears all red clothes and a cap.

I grew up in a village where League of Gentlemen was filmed. Walking down to the main road of the village and seeing a tank parked on the street was a sight to behold.

Oh and beetlejuice driving a volvo estate across a roundabout

Ladybee28 she must have been an early adopter - this was around 2015, but funnily enough I saw that thing about sunning your arse today too!

This has just come back to me. On a visit to someone who lived in the sticks, saw a farmer directing sheep across the road with a lollipop.

*QuietlyFuming

Years ago I was at a friend’s bbq when a very drunk stranger wandered into her garden, headed straight for the table where all the food was laid out, picked up a bottle of balsamic vinegar and DOWNED it.*

He may have had hiccups but the whole bottle.

A largish cheerful man riding along the pavement on a chariot-like contraption made from bicycles and a Rollator, drawn by a pair of big bull-breed dogs.

On top of a mountain in crappy weather conditions: a man who was naked apart from his walking boots.

There used to be a man on buses in South Manchester who always travelled with an enormous rabbit on his lap. Not in a cage! Like the teddy bear man mentioned upthread he kept up a running commentary on the journey's progress for the rabbit.

@OffTheShelfElf

OMG Mamabear144 I laughed out loud at that!

A man touching most of the food at a hotel buffet before selecting what he wanted.Grim.

At a very nice respectable family holiday resort in Menorca and the father of a family of 5 overdosed on Methadone and ambulances and police had to come

@TiddlerontheRoof I used to eat books too It was interesting explaining the missing corners when I came to sell said books...

Have seen a man with a ferret on a lead sat outside at a pub. He was quite miffed dogs were allowed in but not ferrets.

Also a policeman, the hulk, and a man in a grass skirt carrying a canoe down the main road... tbh it's fairly normal where I live. I love it

A teenager throwing a coffee table through the reception window at a family hotel in Spain

@TheSmallClangerWhistlesAgain I would have loved to see that!

A man merrily travelling down the street in a childs battery operated car