Need cheering up please!

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Hi everyone,

I'm feeling a little sad tonight. Just need a bit of a cheering up-does anyone have any funny or embarrassing stories, jokes, words of wisdom??
Currently TTC number one and just overthinking things and getting myself down, wanting baby magic which is ridiculous I know, and also got an unwell family member with Alzheimers at the mo which is very sad as she is at the later on stages (getting worse).

Just need some of your cheerfulness please if that's OK to ask for on here :) Maybe the wrong place on the threads, sorry

I don't normally find 'toilet humour' funny but a friend told this joke earlier on Facebook and I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

"I was on a train in the toilet and there was a knock on the door. It was the ticket inspector. "Can I see your ticket please?" he asked. "I'm having a poo! I'll be out in a minute". "I need to see your ticket, sir". "I'm having a poo!". "Can you pass it to me under the door?". "Sure! The yellow bits are sweetcorn".

Wishing you lots of 'baby dust' OP, and sorry to hear things are so tough for you right now

@Squiff70 that has me in stitches!!! Thank you everyone. I'm so fed up and feeling really down about it, only on month two of trying as well so not even been doing it long!

What do you call someone who used to like farm vehicles?

An Ex-Tractor Fan

My embarrassing story.

My mam has a neighbour who is very very handsome.
I walked out of my mams house to get into my car and he was on his drive.
I did my best ‘casual’ wave and smile and got into my car.....
..... to find I was now looking at the back of he drivers seat.
I had got into the back seat. I was so embarrassed and he was looking at me to see what I was up to. Because who shout bye to their mother and then get into the back of their own car?

So I animatedly checked the seat belt. Got out and went round to the other seat and checked the seatbelt with an exaggerated nod ‘yep this one works as it should’ followed by the front passenger seat then my own seat.

I swiftly drove away a bright shade of crimson.

Dunno about OP, but this thread is making me laugh like a drain.

Sending you cheering thoughts, OP. I have no embarrassing tales to tell, no sirree...