He has just wee-d in my garden rather than using the toilet.

[LissJas]

Just that. I have two clean, accessible bathrooms and when got home he announced that he was going to 'pump the bilge' in the garden! I was flabbergasted when he went out and did so.

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@BarbaraStrozzi perfectly expressed

Get an invite round to his for dinner. At the sorbet course, stand up, walk out of the conservatory and squat in the middle of his lawn, maintaining eye contact throughout.

Excellent for the soil. Good for him

@BarbaraStrozzi and @SnorkMaiden81 are both spot on!

Well,that was the correct thing for him to do. He must know that you're a Mumsnetter,and it is strictly forbidden for anyone outside of the family,or very close friends,to use your toilet.

Dp will sometimes do this in our garden In the summer - the garden is long and it’s much closer to down the side of the shed than it is to the downstairs loo but it doesn’t stop me being able to use the toilet like most normal people. Apparently he likes weeing outside.
Doesn’t really bother me as it’s dark and out of sight from anyone else, I don’t ever go down to his man cave so I’m not likely to accidentally step in his wee...
However he wouldn’t go peeing in anyone else’s garden
That’s just rude!

Wow that's so rude! To openly piss in your garden!

Exactly what BarbaraStrozzi said.

That is nasty. Not as bad as the family friends of some little ones I was nannying though, who changed their toddler's nappy (without a mat!) on the blooming kitchen table!!!!

Fox piss stinks.

I'd rather bathe in a tubful of it than be within fifty foot of where an adult human male has pissed, though.

I'd ban him from the house forever. Or, if his DW was up for the entertainment, wait until after the next bilge comment and hurl a bucket of water and Jeyes fluid out of the back door and over him. 'I thought I'd join in by swabbing the decks to clean off the filth left by a dirty old man' - and then ban him permanently from the house.

My dad used to pee out of the patio doors, into the kitchen sink, into crockery which he would empty into the kitchen sink etc. It was some weird control thing because my mum was obsessed with hygiene. It’s one of the many reasons I have absolutely nothing to do with him any more. Gross.

Did he wash his hands?

Nope! Just came back in, picked up his glass and carried on!

I still think it's absolutely disgusting and inappropriate in that situation. I mean, you wouldn't just wee all over someone's kitchen because you felt like it!!