Yesterday when Ds found the letter he had made up to the car hire place we were forced to rent a car from (I had forgotten my driving license but Dd (18) had hers so it was trying to find a rental place that would hire to 18 year olds in LA) We were in LA during the Christmas holidays last year.
The place we found was down a back street near LAX and the car they had available was old, filthy and in questionable condition (4 smooth tyres and the front end looked like it was about to drop off)
We nick named it the cannabis wagon.
We were stuck in a traffic jam on the way to dropping the car back when it was written.
Look....
I’m sorry...I couldn’t quite make it back.
I have abandoned the car.
I have left it with a really nice person I met sleeping in a alley way called Carlos and he said he would watch it for you.
I have left payment in change in the middle pocket of the car with small tip and complimentary Compare the Meerkat Sergei toy.
Pleasure doing business with you.
ps The car is missing front window but I have left Auto Glass repairs phone number on the seat.
Also meet me at Texas Motel if you want to go drinking.
Drinks on you after my 2 dollar 33 tip and 15cent Caesar’s palace vouchers.
It probably isn’t that funny but the holiday went wrong from start to finish