It's not just me is it? This jumper..

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I don't think they really thought though pattern.

www.fatface.com/women/clothing/knitwear/felicity-fairisle-jumper/950634.html

Or maybe they did for the niche market of those who think knitwear isn't complete without a line of boobs across it

Haha, as if they approved that review

My review was approved!
I have always worried that my festive titwear isn’t sufficiently boob-adorned. This jumper would have garnered 5 stars, had they not missed an opportunity to have the full three rows of tits. One garland is distinctly not boob inspired. It was the breast review I could give in the circumstances.

Right so, a row of mini-boobles () and weirdly waisted skirt for your Christmas outfit. I will never look at a string of baubles quite the same again.

I think the skirt looks out of proportion because of the line of mini-boobles.

oh thats brilliant! had a good old lol, cheered me right up!

applesauce1

Review by curiouslycuriously

I feel so Confident wearing this. I spend all year being a big tit about everything. Come December there are so many tits drawing a perfect tit-line across my ample bossum that no one noticed me being a big tit. So 100% satisfaction is from me

Titiana Tittingham

Except.. They don't like tits.

Haha! I had a FatFace catalogue thingy through the door and saw this jumper but didn’t notice the pattern. I can’t unsee it now!

Well it now has 3 boob related reviews so they clearly don't proof read the reviews haha!

Fifty six smackers to look like a tit

Oh Lordy...I thought you were exaggerating.
Once seen, you cannot unsee.

Reminds me of this

Yup, the goddess look as alluded to upthread.
She really needed an MN bra intervention.

These can only be described as 'Cock Pants' - as in 'Look at my...'

www.newchic.com/two-sided-pants-4975/p-1530058.html?rmmds=theme

They keep popping up all over Mumsnet in the adverts and slightly horrifying me...

Thought it was quite nice till I spotted the boobs 🤔. Easily done.. FIL has a shirt with four-leafed clovers and silhouettes of naked women on a shirt that he hadn't spotted. Or so he says anyway.

Very odd... surely men's 'harem pants' shouldn't need as much crotch room as normal trousers?

Didn’t notice the boobs until you pointed them out but who tucks a big thick woolly jumper into their skirt. It looks ridiculous. It makes the model look fat and she definitely isn’t. Is this a popular way of wearing things that has somehow passed me by?

I wonder how many they will sell.

Yes @sodabreadjam, jumpers do seem to be tucked into skirts and trousers at the moment - can’t see how it actually works in real life

It's a visual representation of the William Tell overture: titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum-bum-bum.

The perfect jumper to wear with this t shirt that keeps popping up on my adverts .

How about this one then?!

Why on earth is the jumper tucked into her skirt? You weart the blouse underneath tucked in and the jumper out.

This keeps popping up on my Facebook today ...

Dear Lord, my eyes... was that necessary, SellingHouse? I may never recover!