I Really need another Fuck Off thread. Anyone else?

[colouringinpro]

the last one was excellent.

Tonight I Really want to tell my ex to FUCK OFF to the far side of fuck. "oh ds seems to be doing better tonight (mentally)" Yes! because I took the morning off work, helped him chill, made a plan to help him manage what's stressing him, took him out for a lovely walk in nature where he opened up, took him to a friend's with a lovely dog he likes. Then I went back to work and you took over. Its not magic is Parenting, not something you know anything about.

[ends]

someone keep me company please x

I don't particularly want a FO thread, but felt bad for that no one else had joined you! You can tell me to fuck off if you like?

for 'you' obvs

I need to tell H to fuck off with his 3 hour long fucking steamy baths that leave everything wringing wet in the bathroom, steam running down the walls and a soaking wet floor. Fuck off.

PS you will reap the rewards for your superb parenting in time. Your ex is obviously an arse.

I did actually tell DH to go fuck himself earlier on. Can I join for that?

cuddle ❤
missmouse what on earth are they doing in there for 3 hours???

I want to tell the 2 males in my team to get to fuck, they are lazy bastards who let all the women pick up their shite but they get paid more. Get yersel to fuck assholes, earn your fucking wages for a change

little definitely!

yay!

We had one of those ‘can you get up with the baby?’... ‘but I’m TIRED’ conversations. So he can fuck off for that.

I want to tell LOADS of people to fuck off! Delighted at your thread

To start, I’d like to tell your ex to Fuck Off as well. You did brilliant. He is clearly a massive bellwhack.

Rude Tude/Alex Zane can Fuck Off because I’m sick to bloody death of DH putting it on “as background” while he twats about on his phone. I’m trying to crochet. I want either good TV or music.

My doctor can Fuck Off for laughing at my symptoms 3 years ago, shortly before I became very unwell. I’m still cross.

Finally, the house we bought 18 months ago which was supposed to take 4 months to renovate can FOTTFSOFATFOSM. We discovered today that the floor needs to come up EVEN THOUGH our (now ex) builder said it was fine

@colouringinpro, fuck only knows! But at least he's fucked off out of my way!

I had to tell my husband to put stuff in the dishwasher as he walked out with the plates from dinner because I KNEW he wasn't going to do it (because he never does) and he SIGHED AT ME. fuck offffffff.

badger ❤

@OkayGoooouuuuuullllll reading that gave me rage. My DH has a special ‘OK’ sigh reserved for shit like this that makes me want to throw things at his head. e.g last week:

me: “don’t forget to sterilise DD’s bottles while you’re at home today.”
DH: “huffffffff.....OK.”
Me: “what’s the sigh for?”
DH: “I’m perfectly capable of remembering to do basic things.”

3 hours later with a grumpy crying DD...

Me: “did you do the bottles?”
DH: “shit. No.”

I want to tell my morning sickness to FOTTFSOF

I love my food. I love eating. I love tasting food. I love every single bite. Now I cant even stand the smell of bacon lingering in the kitchen.

I'm only 5weeks and I'm fucking miserable already. I desperately want to play with DS but I feel like shit.

So this morning sickness can just fuck off.

The job my husband got turned down for today after being interviewed yesterday can fuck off.

Feeling tired today because of the nearly four hundred mile round trip for the above can fuck off. Spending nine out of twelve hours in the car yesterday to facilitate the above (we shared the driving), yep, that can fuck off too.

I want my period to just fuck right off. It’s heavy and painful and is draining the fucking life out of me.

I have a week off work this week and had plans to get stuff done around the house, maybe go on a few fun outings...instead I am at home feeling ill and ragey. I’d like to push one of those lithe, tanned, roller skating women from the sanitary product ads in to a hedge. Arghhhhhh!

I'm in pain and I want that to fuck off, I've had enough.

My oldest son can fuck off. He can never admit to being in the wrong and tells blatant lies to get himself off the hook.

Tonight we walked the dog, leaving him working on lesson plans downstairs while his younger brother was in his room two floors above listening to music through his headphones.
When we got back the oldest had gone out and had left the door unlocked. His brother wouldn't have known if someone had come in, but the cars probably would've been long gone seeing as the keys were easily accessible.

When he came back I nicely asked if he'd make sure he locked the door whenever he goes out. He immediately got arsey and said that he always does, and that it was locked tonight.
No 'oh, did I leave it open?' Just more lies from him.

or actually everyone.

I had to ask my fucking ex to come round and gets kids to bed cos I'm so totally burnout partly as a result oh him. but cos he's mentally ill it's not his fault. but it is fucking killing me.

@LittleTopic it's fucking infuriating. He is a senior manager at work and you can bet he doesn't sigh like that at anyone there. Twat.

I love him really I just wish he'd put stuff in the fucking dishwasher and not the sink.... which is next to the dishwasher.

for all

I'd like to tell my DDs teacher to fuck off, as she's taken a willing, happy, confident child who loves to go to her lessons, and turned her into an unhappy child who doesn't want to go anymore, and has ended up having time off school sick due to anxiety. And then the teacher had the fucking nerve to blame DD for it.

Although they mean well and I'm being a cow, the people telling me "at least you know you can get pregnant" or " there's always next time " after learning of my miscarriage this morning can fuck off, thank you.

and I've met a lovely lovely man who I've totally fallen in love with but the timing is wrong