British Gas phoned today and told me that my gas meter is reaching the end of its life and they will be coming out next month to switch both meters over to smart meters. If I want regular meters I will have to pay a fee of £120-180 for installation.
I went online to read up on smart meters and apparently they will drain my bank account while frying my family's bodies with radiation and allowing the government to switch off my supply whenever they feel like it 
It looks like I'm getting them anyway! Does anyone think they're a good thing?