What pisses mumsnet off?

[carbsarelush]

Judging by one of the threads last night mumsnet does not like to be asked why anyone who is not, and does not want to be, a parent would be on a parenting website. The nastiness and bullying was extreme by any standards.

So what else winds mumsnet up?

My child is being physically and mentally bullied by another child so we are not inviting them to my child's birthday party.

I don't want my teen having sex in my house while my husband and I are downstairs.

I saw something at a party/wedding and I thought it was such a good idea that I am going to do the same.

What else is guaranteed to have mumsnetters spewing vitriol long after the original ouster has left?

Poster

Not being in the same room as your child at all times till they’re 6 months old.

Not washing your towels .4 seconds after use.

Using a toilet brush.

Not answering the door after dark, or to anyone you don’t know.

Reporting everything to 101.

Asking for medical advice instead of calling a dr.

Parking. Any sort of parking.

Not feeding at least 23 out of a small chicken.

Looking at various threads today women, married women and working mothers.

Pandora bracelets.

Wax jackets.

I am curious about who starts these threads about Mumsnet and this odd idea that it is a monolithic entity. Are you a netmums refugee, carbsarelush, keen to reset what you see as an objectionable culture? They come up with tedious frequency these days.

Not inviting children to weddings.
How much to spend on kids at Christmas.
Home Education.

Using the terms baby daddy or hubby.

Judging by one of the threads last night mumsnet does not like to be asked why anyone who is not, and does not want to be, a parent would be on a parenting website.

I think a lot of us non-parents would answer the question politely the first couple of times. But the constant repetition just gets annoying.

Mumsnet isn't one person. If it was, she'd live in North London, wear Joules, Toast or Boden, and sneer at babies with hair bows or dummies and people with tattoos.

Baby showers.
‘Gender reveals’.
Buying kids more than four things for Christmas.

Referring to your stepchild's mother as the bio mum.

Putting kisses or hun
Not being married but having children
Thinking your parents should want to babysit
Thinking your parents might want to bequeath you money after their death
Being a step mother is a definite no
Having sex on the same floor of the house that your children are residing but woe betide those who aren’t happy with their 16 year old having vigorous sex in the next room.
Old lady shoes. Referring to ugly shoes as old lady shoes.
SAHMs
Inadequate pension pots
Anyone who thinks their child might be gifted (they’re not)
Tories
Brexiteers
Dogs off leads

People who can't drive. To hear some MNs talk,it should be an imprisonable offence if you don't learn to drive.

MILs

I hate when posters post a problem and then end the post with 'discuss'. I find it really rude!

Bio mum

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^this. Wtf does it even mean?!

@FavouriteSong I am currently in north London, in a Boden dress, and I hate headbands on babies (although I don't care either way about tattoos and my DS had a dummy). I practically am mumsnet

Anything with affectionate words like hun or lovely. And please do not, under any circumstances, sign off with a 'x' because some loser person will rip you a new arse hole in no time.

-Brexiteers
-Not allowing your primary school aged child walk to school alone
-Women not ‘leaving the bastard’ at the drop of a hat
-losing your temper
-religion
-vegans
-the word ‘chav’

Pot noodles

Being bigger than a size 14.

Starting a thread about an overdone or recently done subject. Just do a search first. It's not hard.

Trolls, but also troll hunting. Some nights all hunting non-hairy hands on deck are needed, but mostly just report and/or start a thread in Nightwatch.

Dogs, on or off lead, just looking at their child from 200 meters away.

Dogs.
Fat people.
People who can't/don't drive
Tattoos
Mother-in-laws

People referring to MN as if it is a one minded beast rather than hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world who are generally pissed off by a wide variety of things and never, not once, in unanimous agreement about one single thing.