What makes you immediately think 'Mumsnetter' ??

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I was watching Dinner Date this morning and the girl on it served up on Emma Bridgewater plates and bowls.

The dresser behind her had loads of Emma Bridgewater cups on too. She was young so assume still living at home.

My first thought was "bet her Mum is a Mumsnetter"

I see your Joules and Boden, and raise you to Seasalt and Crew

I saw a blonde lady driving a Range Rover with a private plate today. The digits were ‘N2 HUN’.
She’s definitely not a Mumsnetter I thought

When you see someone laden with shopping bags in torrential rain walking miles home because the bus didn't arrive. And their neighbour drives past on their way home shouting 'Don't think you're entitled to a lift home, that doesn't work for me you cheeky fucker'

I outed myself when I started talking about life admin. Sure I got a few knowing 'looks' from a couple of colleagues.

Scruffy kids
Scooters in supermarkets
Badly behaved kids in cafes
Feeding 4 people for 4 days with 1 chicken
Live in shitholes
Work in an office
Have 3 kids they only see at weekends as they work ridiculous hours.

@quincejamplease Kipling - horrendous

Every meal is served with "crusty bread", yet no one eats carbs.

@FrownPrincess, You must be my neighbour.

An acquaintance was talking about a mutual friend’s ex and called him a ‘cocklodger’. To blank faces she sheepishly explained what it meant, while I smiled internally and looked as confused as I could manage.

@TrainspottingWelsh

@TrainspottingWelsh 😂😂😂 when u see someone half dead on the side of the street dont think youre entitled to my fu**s.

@WinkyisbackontheButterBeer Raven?! Sorry, not been here long

@TrainspottingWelsh laughed out loud so hard I choked!

Except we know it's not just a joke

I not getting the raven thing either.

I out myself regularly by giving people unsolicited divorce advice

50:50? He’s a maintenance avoider

Have you had your pension valued?

Have you registered your home rights? Etc

Heather Mills could’ve saved a fortune in legal fees and just Lurked on the divorce and separation board

I told my friend that someone she lives with is a cocklodger, and I was being deadly serious about it as well.

She chose to ignore it and laughed at me calling me a mumsnetter.

I'd rather be a mumsnetter than taken for a mug.