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Does sticking prawns behind radiators really work?

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tenbob · 12/10/2019 12:57

If you wanted to wreak absolute revenge and create an unliveable stench?
Or a raw chicken fillet lobbed behind the fridge?

Asking for a friend, obvs

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yetanothernane · 12/10/2019 22:02

Years ago, my dad was in a crash on the way home from the shopping. He got the car home and the eggs, milk and flour amongst other things had broken/spilt. Cleaned up as best as possible and the car went into the garage for a few weeks to get fixed.
3 weeks later we got the car back with the world's worst stench, couldn't find the smell, got the whole car valeted. Eventually located the odour,. The milk and eggs has seeped through the boot floor into the wheel well and made almost a cake batter. The smell was fucking horendous.
The point of this? Milk! Milk is fucking nasty!. A spray bottle.in your bag and liberally spray round the curtains and carpets.

BillHadersNewWife · 13/10/2019 09:58

Yet that's what I said too! Milk REEKS. I mopped up a small spill the other day and then forgot to wash the mop and bucket. The next morning, the kitchen smelled like a dead body.

Andsoltbegins · 13/10/2019 10:01

Potatoes def
We had a bag go mouldy once it was horrific

longearedbat · 13/10/2019 10:17

You don't need to be sneaky, just leave a gift of a whole Stinking Bishop cheese on the side in the kitchen. I love eating it, but the smell is so bad we have to store it in an outside shed. You can even smell it if it's shut in a tupperware box. For those who haven't smelt it, it's a mix of feet and vomit times 1000.
Of course, hiding bits of it around the place would be very vengeful indeed...

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