A beauty of a house...

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I've never found my very own interesting house thread, but I think this counts!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73255390.html

The kitchen reminds me of the one in the film Gremlins. When the mum cooks one in the microwave. I can't unthink that now!!

I can't get over the fact there are so many tables in one house. How many people live there and do they really all need to sit down and eat at the same time?

The floorplan is like the penrose steps.

There's only one bathroom! I'd get rid of a couple of the smaller bedrooms and stick another bathroom in. It's odd it's described as 4 bedrooms when there are 6.

I bet the neighbours hate that veranda. No privacy at all!

It’s as if someone just threw the kitchen and furniture into the house and left it where it landed. So much potential, but very peculiar taste. I absolutely love the garden and it seems really private, so I’d be tempted.

The layout of that property is horrendous. It’s like a maze.

I love it, the size, the layout, the bedroom and the pool

Are you the vendor Doingtheboxerbeat ??

That is the most bizarre layout I've ever seen. I've been trying to work out the routes in and out of various rooms and its bonkers!! I gave up completely trying to work out what all those doors are on the plan. I'd need to knock down all the walls and start from scratch.

I'm loving the "swimming" pool is it one of thise ones that you swim against the current

But the marketing of it is just as bizarre. There's no picture of the outside of the house and no logic to the order of the pictures.

Weird!

It's right next to the airport, so the veranda would give you a cracking view of the planes...

I reckon those rooms are all loose extensions to the original house. I'm not convinced the swimming pool is in an actual proper room- more of a lean to. I could be wrong though. I wonder if the lack of external photo is because they've extended right up to the boundaries, and it looks a bit odd.

The garden is fabulous.