I've found the house for me - Exotic Property Porn

[onyourway]

I'm sorry if this has been shared recently, but Who Imports A House
Hampton Court Road, East Molesey, Surrey, KT8
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

It’s been posted before but that’s all good if it gives more people the pleasure of seeing this (ahem) remarkable property.

It’s actually a very good price considering the location - I wonder why that is?!!

@gubbsywubbsy yes it is right on the road which does have quite a lot of traffic. On the plus side it has it's own moorings and is opposite Bushy Park.

No, I'm definitely not the agent!!! My teen dd sent it me as we were joking about moving

Weirdly I love it.
Even the blurb confuses me though!

that house is utterly hideous (sorry to the present owner).
I can't fathom why anyone would want to live there at all
And as for the sand? Words fail me

Agree @theunknownknown