I have learned a lot from this thread. Ponzischeme I think you are being unfair to assume that all job applicants should know that you don’t put DOB and addresses on CVs. There will be applicants who will have been in the same job or working for the same company for many years. Also, DD left school last year and was told to put DOB and address on her CV.
Name: Sarah Jones
DOB: 15/6/1980 (don't need to know that)
Gender: Female (don't need to know that)
I don’t think that this ^^ constitutes as terrible on a CV
I think putting your DOB is massively old school.
Clearly, a lot of job applicants don’t know that, and I think you are quite possibly binning some suitable applicants just because they have told you how old they are.
As a recruiter I would expect you to be conversant with the current way of doing things, but please allow your job applicants a little leeway when it comes to what is current recruitment legislation. (Obviously it is a bit of a giveaway when I state that I have eight O levels and one CSE
). Although, it goes without saying that badly written CVs speak for themselves
Have you not heard of the 9 protected characteristics that you cannot be discriminated against?
No, I haven’t, and I doubt that most people I know would either (but I have been working for the same company for 15 years)
Why ask for hobbies and interests? Unless it is to bin the cyclists and golfers

Depending on the role it tells the recruiter a lot about the applicant. One of the managers at our place told me that it indicated whether the applicant was a team player if they were part of a football team, for example.
I don't feel like I am that fussy when it comes to CVs
I'm sorry, but I think you are