How many lottery tickets is being shat on by a bird worth?

[slavetothemoney]

Just that really.

Happy Monday morning to me.. it was pigeon shite too, effing stinks!

So, how many lottery tickets for the euro draw this week? I'm thinking at least 5..🤔 it was a fairly big 💩

And now I need to bleach my entire self..ugh, I can still smell it 🤢

One.

If your lucky you will be lucky with one.

You’re . Bad spelling might affect luck.

One time a seagull pooped in my mouth. I was shopping with my sister opened my mouth to laugh and bam straight in there. Even the big issue seller felt bad for me. Spent the next 40 minutes vomiting in m&s toilets while my sister rolled around on the floor wetting herself.

Still havent had any luck. If anything it's gotten worse.

Got to be two
I'm in the fourth year of the ( lidderally ) shittest time of my life and have become something of a bird-poo magnet so I'm starting to think it could just be a myth

I read the thread title as "How many lottery tickets are being shat on by BidWorth", like some sort of ticket tout company!

goes back to bed