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Hello 🤢🤕

Went out for, what was supposed to be, a couple of pre dinner drinks with DP, but what actually happened was, "meh.. it's cheaper to get a bottle".....followed by another couple of glasses, which then turned into "f* it, I can't be arsed to cook anyway, let's just eat here" knowing that the food is usually questionable and we could probably do with saving the money, but by this point we probably shouldn't be in contact with flames or sharp knives, so it's now more a health and safety issue really A couple more glasses with dinner, taxi home, followed by more wine at home with music nostalgia, in the form of Limp Bizkit and Cypress Hill. I think there was dancing 🕺...... I'm not sure. Yes, I think there was dancing 🤦

Am now laying in bed with 'the fear' wondering why I've done this to myself.

Anyone else?

I'm hungover to buggery.

It all started so innocently 4 bottles of wine later (on an empty stomach) and I am in a bad way today.

Carbs, cold coke, ice cubes and big stew for dinner.

Oh and my old favourite, a red oxo cube and hot water.
Drink it and it'll settle your stomach within 10 minutes - no one believes me when I tell them that but it really works.
My colleague was so hungover one day at work that she was willing to try anything - she went from throwing up, feeling queasy and having the shakes to relatively normal because of the oxo.
It should be prescribed on the NHS I swear.

I'd kill for an oxo today.

I can't believe we don't have one tea bag in the house.

@karenbokaren
Always have an emergency supply of the things. Always!

I found this and it's so true for me first thing in the morning.

Went to Bongo Bingo. Danced a lot, shouted a lot, won bugger all, ate a kebab. Just had lucozade and beef hula hoops

Haha.

It's totally dh's fault. He used the last few and didn't tell me. Bastard.

I wish everyone would stop talking about lovely British food. I'm definitely homesick the most when I'm hungover.

Omg. Apparently I told my new neighbour that he's a stuck up twat. I can NEVER drink again. Ever. Fml.

Out to see a show with a friend, this involved a pre show double G&T followed by an in theatre pre-show applepietini then an interval applepietini.

Out for dinner and shared a bottle of red, followed by a very civilised dirty martini in a posh hotel before heading home. Did not feel even slightly merry at any point but certainly have the fear today so feeling rather cheated!

Karenbokaren - your night sounds great fun to me
I've had a 2 hour nap and now going for a run with DD and we'll stop at end for a vino
I'm sure I'll be right as rain after that...

So apparently a long walk, followed by salt and vinegar crisps and a pint of Moretti was the antidote. Bowl of soup and cheesy bread for dinner and a bit of junk TV, then bed. Glorious bed

How's everyone else doing?

Can I join in? 4 of us went to see dreamboys tour last night, then managed to see 2 bars and 1 nightclub after which is highly unlike me as I hardly ever drink! Managed to get home by 1am with a Chinese and my feet are still killing me 😭 snuggles from 5yr old helps.

Ooh pick me pick me!! I'm hungover and desperately want to try the ice trick but I can't scrape my body off the sofa.

Also, I want a Bloody Mary!

I'm like temp and have stopped drinking so no hangover but I had a terrible night not sleeping with painful hurt arm, so at least you lot had fun!

Karen made me laugh, I went off and had a listen to trap music (no dancing though because of arm).

Hangovers from the past: water, painkillers, sweet tea, mcmuffin type snack, sleep, time

I have acup of tea and a film.... just want I needed

Dh found a tea bag!!!! In my suitcase! I love him.

My friend has just told me that I asked everyone back to my house for an after party. At 3am.

DH would have been bloody fuming. He's already convinced I'm having some sort of weird mid life crisis as I've been listening to 90's music and crying for weeks.

I need a poo but not sure I have the motor skills to do it all. (Getting off sofa, getting to toilet, wiping properly.)

Could just do it on the floor by the sofa and blame the dog.

Sadly it wasn’t a night out, more a drowningn of sorrows to forget work troubles this coming week

Oh God I need this thread in my life today - went to my friends birthday party yesterday and got shit faced on prosecco and gin and today I am rough as arseholes and have the worst hangxiety!

DH tells me I wasn't a bellend at all and not to worry but I just have that horrible feeling and have felt minging all day. Whhhhhyyyyyy do I do this?

Luckily I don't drink aaaaalllllll that often.

I need a poo but not sure I have the motor skills to do it all. (Getting off sofa, getting to toilet, wiping properly.)

Same @Propertyofhood - I think I'm just about recovering now. My kids didn't recount any horror stories so apart from a bit of dodgy dancing I think I'm good.

And I cooked a Sunday roast!

Have a large vodka with full fat irn bru and you will feel brand new in fact if you only ever drink it you wont have a hangover

Karenbokaren bloody fantastic, sometimes the truth needs to be told

I need a poo but not sure I have the motor skills to do it all. (Getting off sofa, getting to toilet, wiping properly.)

I have spent the weekend at what was billed as a lovely wholesome eco festival, where the idea was to go to lots of workshops on climate change and social justice, maybe with a touch of yoga, a sauna, and some vegan food.

But I fell in with a bad crowd. And there was cider......Now suffering a weekend's worth of cumulative hangover.