Existential crisis realisations

[sadsausage1]

Over the years I have slowly realised the following...

I will not accomplish great things and the world is not my oyster
Good grades mean absolutely nothing if you have no good career advice and support
I don’t know what I want to do with my life
I’m lazy and not as clever as I think I am
I’ve drifted though my so called career, influenced by circumstances rather than ambition and direction
It's hard to see the point sometimes

Anyone else feel like this?

Yes I did. Then I realised I won't need to worry much longer, as climate related sociatal collapse will mean my lack of career achievement is no longer relevant. So I guess two existential crises cancelled each other out.