Just had new kitchen installed, but it's OK to burn it down isn't it?!

[VenusStarr]

I've been moping at home because I'm waiting to pass my second miscarriage and can't face work. Trying to keep my mind off Google so decided to clear the kitchen.... Found this fucker in the pantry. Apologies for the crappy picture, but that's as close as I wanted to get.

Closed the doors quickly but I can fucking hear it tapping in the cupboard!!! 👀

So, I can burn the house down, right??

Burn baby burn

I'm sorry your going through a miscarriage hugs

Anything with elbows has no place in the house

Thank you @kiki22

Haha, that made me laugh @Plasebeafleabite

I keep getting goosebumps. The cats couldn't be less interested, but I think he's too big for them yuk

Oh my Christ!!! That’s a beast and a half! I think a flamethrower should do it!

So sorry about your loss

I think that fecker would end up eating your cats! 🤢

Burn it down, then move county or country. That should solve it.
Hope you're OK, sending thoughts and an un-mumsnet hug 💐

go and get a restraining order on it

Sorry to hear about your miscarriage.

Personally I would just give him the title deeds and make peace with the fact you need to find a new house.

Dial 999 I'm sure this is exactly what it's for 😜 I would be terrified op

Sorry for your loss

I like spiders and would come and sort it for you if I lived close. Have you asked for help? I'd always help a neighbour.

Sorry about your miscarriage. Bummer.

Urgh. I've had three like that in three days. I got some of the electric repellent plug in things from amazon. Couldn't relax in my lounge over the weekend 😫😫

Have you asked for help?

The OP would, but at this stage that big fecker probably has her bound and gagged and is currently beating up the cats!

Burn it and then have the ground consecrated. KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS.

(Disclaimer: I do not advocate killing any living creature. But fuck me, I think in this case it might be self defence)

Thank you all , you've made me smile at this crappy time

I'm not opening that cupboard again, ever. All the chocolate is in there too, so silver linings and all that.

@AutumnCrow I'd like you as a neighbour, you can come and help :)

It's body was so big that its backside was wiggling like it had a stinger. Gross. Dh is on his way home, so it will be gone shortly (humanely). I hope its still in there...

That really made me chuckle @S1naidSucks

Move to Australia, then you'll learn how to be frightened of spiders.

I’m glad, OP and I’m sorry your going though this rotten time. 💐

Do you think your husband can manage to get rid of the beast or is the spider going to arm wrestle him to see who becomes king of the larder?

Ha! That’s nothing
I looked down a couple of days ago to find I was wearing a venomous centipede as a bracelet

Sorry for your loss OP xx

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That's his house now. 🤣

The spider is trying to hide from you,which means he doesn't like you, you have scared him now.!

Burn it then see if there's a nuclear missiles anywhere to make sure it's definitely gone sorry OP, hope you didn't like your new kitchen!

Thoughts and for you at a tough time

Yep burn the house down. That thing cannot be allowed to remain.

I'm impressed at your bravery though. I'd have left the house screaming, just proving to my neighbours once and for all that I'm insane.

eek.