Okay, this isn't in the same league as Mexican House Thief, but I've got a couple of days with a CF visitor and need to have a little vent.
A friend of DP is visiting from tomorrow for a couple of days. He's been tracing his family tree, and has found ancestors in our (in the sticks) neck of the woods, mainly a village 10-15 miles from us. He asked if he could come up, and we fixed the date a couple of months ago.
Anyway a couple of weeks ago, we were with him at a friend's when the visit came up, and he mentioned that he'll be coming up by train, rather than driving up, as we were expecting him to do. Okay. And he's also mapped out the places he wants to go while he's up; none of which are accessible by public transport from here. So basically, he expects to be ferried around all day to various churchyards, and some pubs that he's identified in the area. 
Anyway, it is what it is, and he's been through a horrible time recently, so I'm going to suck it up, do the driving (DP will do the cooking, bed-making and vacuuming, which we've agreed is a fair division of labour) and chalk it up to experience.
I'm determined not to be in a bad mood about it, but I'm feeling a bit taken advantage of, so would anyone care to share their CF stories to cheer me up?