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What is the correct response to this interview question?

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DoesThisLookRight · 23/08/2019 21:36

It’s obviously not what I replied with but it’s been bugging me ever since as I can’t think of anything even vaguely acceptable.

Trying to get back into work as youngest will be starting school soon. I had an interview today for a job I didn’t particularly want but thought interview practice would be good. All going along fairly well, I thought until I’m asked ‘what would you say the worst thing you’d ever done is?’ I ask if they mean in a work capacity and interviewer 1 says ‘no, just in an overall capacity’ while interviewer 2 gives an expectant head tilt. For reasons I don’t fully understand I said ‘I’m a compulsive liar, everything on my CV and that I’ve just told you is a lie’ and then giggle. They both look at each other raise eyebrows and continue with the interview. I did try and tell them at the end that I was just joking but I think they’d written me off by then Blush.

I’ve spent the afternoon cringing and trying not to think about it. But what is the correct answer? I can’t think of anything you could say that wouldn’t make you look like a liar or a terrible person. Is that a normal interview question now? I was all practised for the ‘what are your strengths and weaknesses’ type questions but not ready to tell them the worst thing I’d ever done!

Also, if by any ridiculous miracle my interviewers are reading this thread - I was really nervous and I thought it was vaguely funny and infinitely better than actually telling you the worst thing I’d done.

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Herocomplex · 23/08/2019 21:57

Maybe ‘ I think the worst thing I did was when I was younger I was a bit naive and took people at face value and answered unexpected questions honestly, even when I might have been penalised as result. Obviously that’s something I’ve learned not to do now I’ve got more experience.

Oblomov19 · 23/08/2019 21:57

Had a few drinks too many at the works bbq and did a forward roll on the bouncy castle?

Nope. Thought not. Still sounds as bad now as it did 20 years ago.

Jsmith99 · 23/08/2019 21:57

“Shagged my best friend’s husband in her bed.”

That should shut them up...

On a more serious note, I might say I deservedly failed some sort of non-crucial exam, eg GCSE RE because I was complacent and did no revision, but I learned from that experience that you always have to work hard & do your best etc etc blah blah...

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LatteLove · 23/08/2019 21:57

Aw come and work with me OP! You sound a right laugh 😁

IDontDrinkTea · 23/08/2019 21:58

... is no one else interested in hearing more about Russell brand?!

onyourway · 23/08/2019 21:58

Wasn't that Theresa Mays 'running through the wheat fields' question?

Lucky she didn't go with the Russell Brand answer Smile

MaidenMotherCrone · 23/08/2019 21:58

I didn't dig a deep enough hole or anticipate a change in the weather. Not the end of the world though Wink

Plasebeafleabite · 23/08/2019 21:59

I like your style OP. Maybe you’ll get the job

Next time I ring a call centre and we discuss shagging russell brand I’ll know it’s you

CendrillonSings · 23/08/2019 22:00

I’m a fan of this one:

Interviewer: What would you say was your worst personality trait?
Candidate: I’m extremely honest and forthright.
Interviewer: Well, I don’t think that sounds like such a bad —
Candidate: — I don’t give a fuck what you think!

Always makes me chuckle Smile

daisypond · 23/08/2019 22:02

I liked your answer.

LovingLivingLife · 23/08/2019 22:02

Interviewers are always coming up with weird and wonderful (awful) questions to try to throw interviewees off their game and to have the chance to get to know the person a little bit.

Best advice when you don't understand why a stupid question has been asked is to ask them for more clarity on the question before answering. I would say something like 'thats an unusual question, I'm not sure of the relevance to the role. Could you please clarify what you are hoping to find out?'. If they insist on having an answer go for something that shows a bit of your personality / hobies/ priorities in life.

BEDinhalfanhour · 23/08/2019 22:03

My personal answer to their shit question would have been 'trusted someone'

Anyway....about Russell, was he polite?

was he worth it

would you do it again

Is he a selfish lover

VivaLeBeaver · 23/08/2019 22:03

I think you should have gone with the Russell Brand thing even if it’s not true. I’d loved to have seen their faces. You could have told them all about his icky bag of pre used sex toys!

Derbee · 23/08/2019 22:03

I think the Russell Brand answer would’ve been great too! Especially if it’s actually true

Merename · 23/08/2019 22:04

Please say that you really shagged Russel Brand!!

CherrySocks · 23/08/2019 22:04

I wonder what kind of answer they were hoping for?
How would they grade the answers?

Merename · 23/08/2019 22:04

And ps what an utterly ridiculous question, that does not reflect well on the organisation.

VivaLeBeaver · 23/08/2019 22:05

In fact are you the MNer who has previously posted about sleeping with RB and his nasty carrier bag of sex toys? Grin

CherrySocks · 23/08/2019 22:06

I mean if one person said Russell Brand and another person said [insert name of another celebrity here]

longtimelurkerhelen · 23/08/2019 22:09

The correct answer is, I can't think of anything, I'm a good person while looking smug or just standing up and leaving.

Why do they ask these silly questions. The most batshit one is why do you want this job? Because I need the money. I think at least 90% of people do not like their jobs, we are here for the money!

DoesThisLookRight · 23/08/2019 22:09

I did actually shag RB but I wasn’t aware of any sex toys, in a nasty carrier bag or otherwise. I think there was a thread about celebrities you’d shagged on here a year or so ago. I posted on that under a different name and got a dm on here from my friend that I went on that bender with as she realised it was me Grin. I’m a bit disappointed I didn’t actually tell them that was the worst thing I’d done in the interview. I don’t think they’d have believed me as I’m a frumpy, wholesome mother now.

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BogglesGoggles · 23/08/2019 22:10

The Russell brand one is wittier. I was going to suggest that they were looking for a philosophical discussion of the nature of morality and subsequent dissection and reframing of the question with a blithe and fairly unassuming confession within that narrowed context (e.g. if you ask a devout Christian my lesbianphase, if you ask a utilitarian my holiday to New York) but seeing as it was for a call centre maybe not. They might just be bad at setting interview questions.

BEDinhalfanhour · 23/08/2019 22:10

CherrySocks

God yes, Imagine if someone said Boris or Jarvis Cocker or Mr Bean Grin

To be fair though,

I fancy Brand a lot

I had a sex dream about Boris. We didn't dtd but still.

I would definately shag Jarvis & punch Mr Bean.

I would love to score them Wink

CherrySocks · 23/08/2019 22:13

I prefer to keep my personal life private - I wonder if that would have got any points?

BogglesGoggles · 23/08/2019 22:13

Cross posted with your update Shock

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