Does anyone find themselves saying "Malibu" in the style of Victoria Wood?

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It's not a word I say much but it's very entertaining

Not Malibu but I had a bit of a day telling people Spudoolickay had closed down the other week.

DM and I regularly ask for 5 pints of sherry.

I have also mentioned that I treat my body like a garden centre because they're very popular on a Sunday

I literally can't buy red cabbage without shouting 'red cabbage how much?' to whoever is near me!

My Mum and I still laugh when making 'two soups'.

Red cabbage no idea

No to the Malibu, but I do like to say penis colada whenever I get the chance

Is it on the trolley?

There’s a disappointing lack of dessert trolleys around these days.

It’s just a good job Kimberley is quite an unusual name these days.

No but when shopping I always quote ‘can you see it on the trolley?’

'Welcome to the world of sacharelle', I always think that when negotiating the make up/perfume section in a department store.

@maidenover. I could not agree more a sad loss !

Have you seen my friend Kimberley?

I always think of Victoria Wood when I hear the name Kimberly.

@Gamorasgran Every. Time.

I mourn the loss of the high street shoe shop as I always think of hens in the skirting boards!

Hayley Bailey

Rocking orse, over

Definitely say Malibu the same as Victoria Wood...I'm from Manchester too.
So many wonderful sayings from this Lady.
"It won't help you giving birth but it might stop you pissing yourself at Christmas"
"Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie"
"He'd only fart and then attempt to light them"
"She won't come to see a comedy with me cos when I laugh chips come down me nose"
The list is endless.

“He’s agoraphobic, he fell off a diving board in guernsey”

We say this all the time in our house

We always do 'maliboooo' and 'my friend Kimberly'.

And I am delighted to report that our local Thai restaurant has a dessert trolley and we always have dessert there just to do the trolley jokes. Even though the desserts are so retro that they aren't even ironically retro.

Forgot about this thread.
I'm afraid to report my mally boooo drink was disgusting but it did remind me of vw and make me smile :) I don't remember a lot of these other ones though.

Whenever it comes to offering a choice I find myself consciously not saying "would ya rather 'ave a brown washing up bowl..."

Been on a low light since Wednesday
And for viewers in the North, it must be dreadful for you.

My friend is from Yorkshire and inadvertently funny I have often said it feels like I’m in a Victoria Wood sketch.

when buying either yogurt or meat pies:

"I couldn't get you a raspberry yogurt, so I got you a meat and potato pie instead"

and when cutting ANYTHING up...

"slice them finely...someone might choke to death"

It’s the world of sashareelle that does for me too. The fact I’m giggling like a numpty every time I walk through cosmetics dept is why I’m never deemed worthy of a free spritz. Not the fact I generally look knackered and not rich enough to bother with!

*when buying either yogurt or meat pies:

"I couldn't get you a raspberry yogurt, so I got you a meat and potato pie instead"*

This! Everytime.