Would You Eat Your Dinner Naked?

[Mileysmiley]

I was just reading the Daily Fail and there is an article about 8 dates that could save your marriage..... well that's mine down the pan because no way would I be eating my dinner naked.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7369537/The-8-dates-make-marriage-ever.html

Often eat it in my undies so it's not too much of a leap for me.

@Boopeedoop

I dunno I think your undies could be classed as a bikinni but naked is a step too far.

My husband and I once ended up on nudist beach in Spain and we decided to eat at the beach cafe. I was horrified when nobody decided to cover up while eating and a big hairy man sat down on the next table with it all hanging out yuk! It nearly put me off my omelette! and just glad I didn't have a hot dog for my lunch

Slow day at the Mail I see...

I can't imagine eating dinner naked would be very sexy!

I am nothing to do with the Daily Fail .... but I do comment on their site

@Kinsters

Yeah ... especially if you drop some hot gravy on your boob or between your legs very sexy

It’s not very sexy unless you start eating a sausage very seductively, writhing in your seat a bit and go ‘ooooh’ every now and then.

If you click and comment then you certainly are providing them revenue!

@dellacucina

Just like we are doing on this site eh?

Oh, that was just in response to your saying it's nothing to do with you. I sadly could never claim that about MN.

Incidentally, I think I am too insecure to eat nude, even by myself. I also don't tolerate cold well so it sounds wholly uncomfortable

@dellacucina one of our neigbours walks around naked in his house with the curtains open I think he is an exhibitionist ... I think he should cover up because he is not a pretty sight even though he thinks he is god's gift to women with his tattoos and shaved head!! I hope he is reading this and gets the hint that I am not interested in his limp dick! (sorry but I am having a bad night as usual)

Oh shit Mileysmiley, that wasn't a dig at you! Slow day at the fail, so they're recyclying stories that weren't even interesting the last 5 times they printed them.

I’ve done it on a warm summers evening after a shower.

I daresay I could but I would need a big napkin to put in my lap in case I spilled anything hot. I s'pose I could equally spill something down my front but there'd be nowhere in which to tuck a napkin - unless it was a big one I could tie at back of my neck. Not all food is hot though in which case spillages could just be hosed off.

I'll give it a try and let you know ;).

Nah, my nipples would be dragging in my ketchup.

Namechange, stop boasting! :-)

Isn't eating naked in front of a mirror one of those dopey celebrity eating disorder tips for weight loss? Like using a baby plate and spoon?

Well it might discourage me from having a pudding if I had to look at my flabby self in all my glory.

I enjoy a sauna without clothes but never would eat a meal without them, or at least a robe.

That'd go down a storm in Pizza Express

rachelover40

At a HH cup, you are welcome to them!!

If you took your dinner to bed and sat watching a movie together maybe?

I do think the list is ridiculous, though. If your marriage is over, no amount of naked eating is going to save it.