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Am I what??

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DontTalkBloodyDaft · 23/07/2019 19:14

I take evening primrose oil which I find is helpful with my menopause.
Yesterday, I bought another bottle and put it in the cupboard. Today while I was putting the evening meal out, my DH set the table and as usual, put my supplement on the table.
While we were eating our meal, my DH kept giving me strange looks. Eventually I couldn't stand it no longer and asked him why he kept looking at me funny looks.
Taking a deep breath he blurted out ' are you pregnant? '
I almost choked on my corn cob!
Don't talk bloody daft man! Why the fuck would I be pregnant? I'm 55, sterilised and I've still got a bloody mirena coil floating around somewhere in there!
Well why are you taking folic acid? It says on the bottle for conception and pregnancy.
Yup, I'd somehow picked up folic acid instead of evening primrose oil.
That will teach me to put my glasses on. 😂

OP posts:
Soola · 23/07/2019 19:15
Grin

I wonder what was going through his head as he read it?!

DontTalkBloodyDaft · 23/07/2019 20:57

I dread to think @Soola.
Sleepless nights, dirty nappies, divorce? Probably all three 😂

OP posts:
Soola · 23/07/2019 21:40
Grin

Well at least you’ve kept him on his toes!

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