ok, who's someone that everyone fancies but you don't get it?!

[castlecutie]

David Beckham for me. every woman and her grandmother seems to fancy him and i'm like ??????? why??

also Johnny Depp.

@BengalBruiser Done! In chat ☺️

Boris Johnson smells of dirty trousers😷

@NEtoN10 I worked with a bloke (utterly lovey) who looked a bit like Idris. He smelled divine. I have never met a man who smelled better. Honestly good enough to eat.

Unfortunately it's not the kind of thing you can say, "Oi Neil, fancy a Pret, I'm going on my break. And by the way, you smell like a palm-fronded beach look. Ham or cheese?"

George Clooney is another. And Johnny Depp unless he's Jack Sparrow, who could do anything he wanted to me even though he does look like he'd give you syphilis before you even got your knickers off.

I think Boris would smell like celery soup.

If you want to play the smell game there is a new thread in chat! Sorry to de-rail the thread!

David beckham
Idris Elba
Tom Hardy
George Clooney
Channing Tatum

Clooney. Tom Hiddleson. Chris Hemsworth. Dont get it. I know a few middle aged women who drool after the last two and I find it a bit sad really...

Tom Hiddlestons personality is very off putting. That clip of him singing man in the mirror in Korea is it(?) is the WORST

•He'd give you syphilis before you even got your knickers off* - it might be worth it though.

Boris smells of old tuppences and spotted dick.

And Jude Law looks like a geography teacher and smells of Rich Tea biscuits.

Boris smells of old tuppences and spotted dick.

When I was a child my mum called my vagina my tuppence.

This description is thus horrendous 😩

Agree with all of these apart from Idris Elba and David Tennant.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie

Those need to go in the smell thread!

Idris Elba

Somebody said upthread about Paul. Newman but there was also Gary Cooper from the old days. None of these guys are in the same league. Plus Redford of course

@dustybin
Changing Tatum looks like a potato 🤣🤣🤣

I love Tom Hardy so much but all your amusing comments against him are really cheering me up, you funny lot

Curious to know how ye feel about harry styles? I must admit I love him but surprised hes not mentioned tbh

Harry Styles looks like he’s wandered out of nursery looking for his mummy

STYLES. Harry Styles. I knew it would come to me. 😉

Tom Hardy "mumble, mumble"
Danny Dyer (although I did enjoy his rant about David Cameron)
David Beckham - nice until he opens his mouth
Cillian Murphy - face like a cadaver
Tom Cruise - psychopath
Russell Crowe - just don't trust him

I'm sorry, I agree with everything on this thread except AJ. I wouldn't kick him out of bed!!