These naked cyclist wankers

[TrainWWYD]

Wankers in the personality sense, not cycling and wanking obviously.

How are they not breaking the law?

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. They're just doing a charity thing, leave them to it.

They're just doing a charity thing, leave them to it.

I didn't realise it was a charity thing. What charity?

It isn’t a charity thing at all. They raise no money. Have no placards or signs.

It’s just a load of perverts out flashing their bits under the pretence of something else. DC were coming home with their dad this afternoon and pulled up at the lights next to them.

Some old bastard waving at DC in the car with his wrinkled old cock on the bike seat. Ex was bloody furious.

You use seat covers !!! So ignorant everyone on this page! It's to get noticed for bicycle safety!!
I did this with my husband years ago in Brighton and it was such fun and liberating! Bore off!!!

Liberating and fun!!!

Forcing people to look at you naked? Get your kicks elsewhere

You should be more upset about air pollution, road deaths, other social harms caused by car use

Those things are far more obscene than some nudy rudy bikers one day of the year

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I didn’t realise they were mutually exclusive

None of these bikers drive then...

Naturism is legal.

Streaking isn’t because the streakers are usually entering a forbidden area (pitch) with the intent of causing disruption.

Not my cup of tea but it’s only a human body.

Nobody is forcing you to look.

I've never seen Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. Somehow with zero effort I avoided looking at lots of things I have no interest in.

DH and I were walking down the Embankment a couple of years ago when the naked cyclists went passed. It was fine, they were friendly and cheerful and you would have had to have been very determined to get more than momentary glimpse of anything unexpected. I decide to look at their faces, smile and say hello. Surely looking at their genitals would have been rude of me?

Nobody is forcing you to look.

that could apply to any public nudity. Men pissing in public? Just don’t look officer. Couple shagging against the window of Greggs? Look elsewhere you perv. Woman strolling round softplay in the nip? Tell your children to shut their eyes- she’s just being liberated.

Not forcing you to look? When you are standing waiting to cross the road and 200 naked people on bikes cycle past, ringing their bells and waving, it’s hard not to look!

Surely looking at their genitals would have been rude of me?

they want you to look. You do realise they aren’t naked, deliberately, right? A bit silly of them to have their genitals out in public if they think it’s rude for people to look at.

are naked deliberately

@TrainWWYD IS AFTER THE ATTENTION !!! 🤭☺️👏😭

It's just a bit of fun! It gets people talking doesn't it! They got the reaction they wanted because your all on here talking about it. Its really not a big deal!

Surely looking at their genitals would have been rude of me? rude not to!

@JoxerGoesToStuttgart because of you I now have a plan. Should I ever encounter a hoard of naked cyclist I shall cover my eyes and shout “I do not consent!”

Genitals on bike seats? Grim.

Its to get noticed for bicycle safety...bore off

@barnyb

What difference does it make, naked or clothed? Nil. Zilch. Nada.

David Attenborough doesn’t need to let his clothes off in order to get his message over.

If you want to make a serious point, don’t reduce your message to base ridicule.

Ye gods, pull yourself together. It’s a body, it’s not sexual in this context and all willies are wrinkled. A man on a bike waved at your dc whilst they were safely in a car with their father. So?

So we’re all good with public nudity on Sunday at church, then? Fantastic.

They are attention seekers