Tell me some of the naughty (but funny) things your DC have done

[busymum303]

I'll start off..

My hubby very stupidly left a big bag of Xmas pressies we had got from a relative in our room, DD was meant to be asleep but had obviously woken and decided she would open them all.. 5 selection boxes open and half eaten and 5 money envelopes opened and the money ripped into shreds little brat is lucky she's cute

What's yours done?

Drew all over the walls and told me she "fell over with a crayon"

Have to laugh sometimes 😂 my DS drew all over his wall, wrote his full name in big capital letters and when I asked why he did that he blamed his little brother, who was 1 at the time 😂😂

Mine has microwaved a cuddly toy, cut his hair so short with nail scissors we had to have a number 1 cut at the barbers, got on our eBay account and won bids of £££££s of random stuff. Woken up the boy next door who was so tired he rang the doorbell at 3am (I was passed out with tiredness and didn't hear!)

Luckily he is now a teenager, so he survived...

Ate a defrosting sausage as thought she was pinching an ice lolly. Age 3, it must have tasted horrible - I spotted her last minute.

Sat hiding under the table with an opened tin of condensed milk and a spoon and ate the lot. She then denied eating it, despite the evidence being all over her and said her dolly had eaten it all 😂 she was about 3 I think.

Tried to grab my pubes while I was having a wee

At 7 he had gorgeous blonde curly hair . On the day before his school photos were to be taken, he got my kitchen scissors and gave himself a "hair cut" right down to the scalp " so the curls will go away ". He is now 30 and still cuts his own hair because he hates those curls.

I asked my three kids “Okay, who put porridge in the video player???” And DD2 said “Daddy put porridge in the bideo...”
“Why would Daddy put powwidge in the video, DD?”
“Daddy doesn’t like powwidge, Mummy.”

I remember the pure panic of 'losing' my 2 year old the day after we had moved to a new house. We called and called and searched the garden etc. Where was she? Hidden behind a door eating a massive bag of jammy doughnuts all to herself and ignoring us all!

Same child, who looked like a little angel with blonde curls, found a rubber snake and chased customers round the supermarket with it. The whole shop was in hysterics and laughing so much no one could stop her, I eventually grabbed her as she ran past towards another victim.

Not mine but my sister's DS age 4 ate a bit of the strawberry mousse she'd made for pudding to serve to (quasi-important) guests, then realised his spoon had left a big hole in the middle of it so sprinkled crushed cheese and onion crisps in a thick layer all over the top of the mousse to hide the hole "as a decoration" 😂

Then aged 4 and 2, my sons had been quietly 'playing' whilst I breastfed my daughter aged about 4 months. When I'd finished and sorted baby out, I went to find them - they were in the bathroom, both children and bathroom totally covered in shaving foam!!! Trying to keep a straight face whilst I (mildly) told them off was really difficult! Both went in the shower fully clothed and were actually cleaned up a lot quicker than the flipping bathroom was!!

When DD was about 3 she was playing in her bedroom while I was pottering upstairs, she called through to me and said ‘mummy wouldn’t it be cool if I had a glittery carpet?’
I agreed with her and carried on.
Five minutes later I popped my head around the door to check on her and she had emptied one of those enormous tubs of red glitter all over her carpet.
I couldn’t even tell her off as she had asked me and if pretty much given her my permission

I, aged about 7, and my older brother poured washing up liquid all over the kitchen floor pretending that a monster had weed on it. Then we tried to clear it up with a wet mop resulting in foam everywhere. I ended up falling over and cutting my leg on the mop and I still have the scar. My parents were wallpapering upstairs and were furious when they had to come down to patch up my leg.

My son, aged 6, found a stash of Jaffa cakes destined for his Xmas stocking on Xmas eve. He hadn't eaten them but had hidden them under his bed. So we had to publicly confiscate them and buy a completely different brand from Santa.

The other son is very naughty most of the time but has yet to commit a huge and memorable transgression.

Years ago we had a black dog-lovely animal that let us do whatever we liked to her
So we painted her claws red!
My kids have painted my wall with my make up
Covered my brand new sofa with sudocrem
Cut their own hair off
Sprayed a full bottle of air freshener down the loo
Weed in the paddling pool-when all of us where in there!
Poured bottles of shampoo and shower gel down the plug hole
Ditto with toothpaste down the loo
One of em used to put whole rolls of toilet paper down the loo-and flush it
One of em took huge bites out of my mother’s pink lady apples and put them back so we didn’t see the bites-and the whole lot went mouldy
Ate all the chocolates off the Xmas tree
And many more...

I spent ages putting wall art stickers on Dd's wall. When I came in the next day they were missing and I asked where they were and she said a spider had taken them.

My daughters have inherited from me a fondness for playing pranks on their dad. Highlights include pushing him in a pool, with his clothes on, and getting him with the hosepipe when he was sunbathing in the garden, after which we locked him out to cool off! Naughty, but very, very funny....

Aged 3, my DD was very proud that I'd blu-tacked her best drawings to the wall. So proud that she drew curly ornamental frames around each one with a red felt pen, directly onto the wall. It covered the whole of one wall, as high as she could reach. Then when we took the pictures down there were obv clean spaces behind them

Loving this thread 😂😂

Full box Ready Brek opened and thrown all over the room and said look Mummy its been snowing

My brother loved golden syrup. One day he tucked the tin under his arm and took it upstairs for a cheeky guzzle - except the lid fell off without him realising. A thick trail of golden syrup all the way from the kitchen to his bedroom, I don't think the stickyness was ever got rid of.

I noticed water pouring down the kitchen wall so had to call the plumber. He spent about 2.5 hours here trying to work out what the problem was ...but couldn’t find the leak.

Two weeks later my oldest DD aged 7, confessed that she had told her little brother aged 4 to do a wee in a hole in the bathroom floor. I should have been cross but couldn’t stop laughing .

Had to NC as I think everyone I know has heard this story.

I left my 4yo playing in his room while I was ironing upstairs, rookie mistake. Went in to find he had emptied an entire beanbag on the bedroom floor to make it “snow on my farm”. It took me forever to clean them all up and I kept finding the bloody balls for weeks every time I changed the before moved anything!

I am having a bad day and really chortling at these, thank you!

My DD, 3, has never done anything like this. Is she too well behaved?!

Rainatnight you’ve just totally jinxed yourself, don’t let her out of your sight for the foreseeable future!!

DD painted the cat red! Docile moggy just sat their purring! This is with a tester pot of emulsion that she managed to get hold of and not child safe paint!