Funniest autocorrect fails you've made?

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We are all guilty of not checking our phone/iPad/Mac etc has got what we wrote right.

Was wondering what your most funniest, awkward or secretly appropriate autocorrects you or someone you're close to has made.

Whilst staying in Niagara, found posts changed to Viagra.

I am leaving for home used to come up as I am leaving for good.

My mum texted me to ask me to find out from my neighbour when the big church bellends were meeting.

I don't think she even knows what a bellend is, so why would it be an option in her autocorrect?

Not autocorrect, but sending a text via the voice text system in my car.

Told my friend I had just let her house, Stuart was there he is taking care of the kids..... stupid blood thing heard and sent text saying.... I've just left you house there is a stranger there he has taken the kids....

Cue hysterical phone call from friend asking who had taken the kids, had I called the police. All very funny once she knew her kids hadn't actually been kidnapped 🙈

Not autocorrect but I did a boasting holiday post saying ‘just relaxing by the poo’ which I didn’t pick up until hours later and everyone has had a good laugh

Also sent a text using voice system.

Tried messaging DH that “I am in Bourne”
It wrote “I am in Porn”

😂😂

On this forum discussing contraception and Mirena autocorrected to mittens. Cue many people giggling at mittens being an effective contraceptive measure!!

Also asked DH if he fancied a walk later, we could take our willies! (Wellies)

I was getting a pup and wanted to text the breeder to ask how was the bitch
It changed it to butt hole
How s your butt hole ??

My husband was asked to wank his colleague through something the other day. I can only hope they meant walk...

Not me but my mum is the worst for auto correct fails, she once commented on a photo of my cousin and his wife calling them 'two stoners' we can only assume she actually meant 'two stunners'